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Kaminari: Hey, Sero! Guess what!

Sero: ...What?

Kaminari: Mary had a little lamb, it's heart was black as coal. It snuck into her room one night and ate her fucking soul.

Sero: ...Is BakuBro the lamb?

Kaminari: Yes.

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Mina: My country, 'tis of thee, sweet land of--

Jiro: Unfathomable stupidity.

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Bakugo: Kiri, why is there trash all over your room?

Kirishima: I belong with my own kind.

Bakugo: Grab a trash bag, I'm cleaning this up. You're not trash and you know it!

Kirishima: But... What if I am trash?

Bakuhoe: Trust me, if you were trash I wouldn't bother hanging out with you.

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Group chat

Usernames:

Blasty: Bakugo
RedRiot: Kirishima
AlienMom: Mina
AuxCord: Jiro
FlexTape: Sero
DiscountPikachu: Kaminari

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AlienMom created ChIlDrEn! And Bakuhoe..

AlienMom: Children!

RedRiot: Yes?

Sero: Wot?

AuxCord: Sup?

DiscountPikachu: Yee?

Blasty: The fuck is with the chat name?!

AlienMom: The training session...

AuxCord: ??

AuxCord: What about a training session?

AlienMom: None of you showed up!

RedRiot: Sorry, I forgot..

FlexTape: I 4got

DiscountPikachu: 👀🐐🐐🐐🐐

Blasty: I just didn't feel like going with you extras

AuxCord: But you train alone with Kirishima???

AuxCord: Very suspicious...

RedRiot: IT'S NOTHING WEIRD!

Blasty: Kiri is a good sparring partner because unlike you nerds, his quirk helps him withstand my explosions.

AlienMom: I WANTED TO TRAIN WITH YOU GUYS AND NO ONE CAME! I LITERALLU WAITED FOR AN HOUR AND THE DEKUSQUAD SHOWED UP AND NONE OF YOU WERE THERE!

FlexTape: Literally*

AlienMom: SHUT UP!

RedRiot: Can we train in an hour, then? The DekuSquad should be done training by then.

AlienMom: That could work, yeah.

AuxCord: Leave it to little ball of sunshine, Kirishima, to calm down the wrath of 'mama Mina' as Kaminari calls her.

DiscountPikachu has changed AlienMom to MamaMina

MamaMina: Guys, don't skip out on training this time, okay?!

FlexTape: Yeah, okay. I'm pretty sure Kirishima can talk BakuBro into going.

Blasty: THERE'S NO WAY I'M GOING TO TRAIN WITH YOU FUCKING NERDS

RedRiot: Baku

RedRiot: They're your friends

RedRiot: Be nice

RedRiot: Please.

FlexTape: Oh, shit. I don't know if it was a typo or not, but he put a period instead of a question mark.

Blasty: FINE

Blasty: I'LL GO

Blasty: BUT NOT BECAUSE THESE NERDS ARE MY FRIENDS

Blasty: BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT!

RedRiot: Sure, Baku... Sure...

RedRiot: Also, guys, let's all meet in the commons in fifty minutes to head over to the gym.

RedRiot: If I don't see everyone there by then I will go to your dorm rooms and drag you there myself.

RedRiot: And you all owe Mama Mina an apology for skipping the training session earlier. You can apologize through text or you can apologize in person.

RedRiot: That means you, too, Bakugo.

MamaMina: Holy shit! He said 'Bakugo'! Not Baku! What the hell is going on?! I don't need apologies! Just show up!

MamaMina: Also, I didn't expect the red shark child to call me 'Mama Mina' that was unexpectedly adorable and makes me feel like a proud mom uwu

AuxCord: I think Mina died.

FlexTape: Drop an uwu in the chat for Mama Mina

FlexTape: UwU

DiscountPikachu: UwU

AuxCord: ...

AuxCord: uwu

RedRiot: UwU

RedRiot: Baku, you too!

Blasty: ùwú

MamaMina: I HAVE BEEN REVIVED!

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BNHA 30 Day Challenge Day 17

BNHA 30 Day Challenge Day 17

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Most inspiring quote

Sigherra: *clears throat* Ahem...

"If you feel yourself hitting up against your limit,
remember for what cause you clench your fists!
Remember why you started down this path,
and let that memory carry you beyond your limit."
-All Might

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