Aizawa: Why didn't you study?
Kirishima: A year has three hundred sixty five days to study. After taking away fifty two Sundays, there are only three hundred thirteen days left. There are fifty days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only two hundred sixty three days left. We sleep eight hours a day, in a year, that counts up to one hundred twenty two days. So now we're left with one hundred forty one days. If we fooled around for only one hour a day, fifteen days are gone so we are left with one hundred twenty six days. We spend two hours eating each day. Thirty days are used in this way in the year and we are left with ninety six days in our year. We spend one hour a day speaking to friends and family. That takes away fifteen more and we are left with eighty one days. Exams and tests take up thirty five days in you year, hence you are left with only forty six days. Taking off approximately forty days of holidays you are only left with six days. Say you are sick for a minimum of three days. You have three days left to study. Let's say you only go out for two days. You're left with one day. But that one day is your birthday. That is why I did not study.
Aizawa: *crying* Class.... Is dismissed...
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Kaminari: I hate math tests because all through the chapter its really easy then the test comes and it's like... IF I THROW A TRIANGLE OUT OF THE CAR AND THE CAR IS GOING 20KM/H AND WIND RESISTANCE IS A THING THAT EXISTS, HOW MANY CUPCAKES CAN YAMADA BUY WITH ONE HUMAN SOUL?!
Kirishima: Accurate
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Mina: I HATE WHEN I TELL BAKUHOE IM HUNGRY AND HE GOES "HI HUNGRY, IM BAKUGO" AND I GO "HI, BAKUHOE, IM STILL HUNGRY"
Sero: Say 'my light pinkish internal organ located approximately beneath my left rib is yearning for food, therefore creating the feeling of hunger, my name is not hungry. You should know this. You should know that you are my friend and I am yours. I'm not introducing myself. I'm asking for FUDGING CHICKEN NUGGERS!'
Kaminari: Holy shiet I need to say this next time! *wheezing*
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HumorCOVER BY: Random701454 ⚠UPDATES ALMOST DAILY⚠ Kirishima: I thought you guys were ready! Mina: Ready to fail! ~~~~~~~~ Kaminari: So sad, Alexa, play despacito. ~~~~~~~~ Mina: So um... What you got there? Kaminari: A smoothie..? *Ostrich walking in th...
