If Sero had a job...
Sero: Hello! What would you like to order?
Kaminari: Hanta? Is that you? Let me see...
Five minutes later...
Kaminari: Can I get a McChicken without the chicken?
Sero: ...So a... McBread..?
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The BakuSquad when a person in the squad is confessed to...
Scenario 1: Mina
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Random dude: I like you
Mina: *puts on sunglasses and snaps*
BakuSquad: *Suddenly appears*
Sero: *ties the person up using his tape*
Kirishima: *Keeps the person from escaping*
Kaminari: *Uses electricity to intimidation the poor guy*
Bakugo: *creates explosions* You wanna die?
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Scenario 2: Kaminari
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Random chick: I like you
Sero: *Breaks through window* Don't worry, Denki! We've got this!
Mina: *Falls from the sky* You wanna fight? Come at me, bro!
Kirishima: *Breaks through the wall like the Kool-Aid Man* Start running, please
Bakugo: *Appears from behind a wall of smoke while creating explosions* If you want to live I suggest you start running, you extra!
Random chick: On second thought... Never mind! I don't like you!
Mina: Oh, so now you're too GOOD FOR HIM?!
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Scenario 3: Sero
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Random lady: ...
Sero: ...
Random lady: ...
Sero: You gonna talk..?
Random lady: ...There's a group of really scary people behind you signalling that if I confess they'll kill me..
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Scenario 4: Kirishima
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Some girl: I um...
Kirishima: *oblivious to his friends behind him with murderous intent* Yes?
Some girl: Sorry, but you're out of my league
Kirishima: *Confused* What..? You're the one that called me out here..
Bakugo: *Creates explosions loudly* YOU WANNA SAY THAT AGAIN? I'LL KILL YOU
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Scenario 5: Bakugo
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Gorl: I like you, my dude
BakuSquad: *Puts on sunglasses*
Gorl: Are you friends not going to do anything..?
Kirishima: We don't need to. Katsuki can handle this on his own! *grins*
Gorl: I'm actually terrified, dudes. Why is he so calm?
Mina: Wait for it...
Gorl: ...
Kaminari: Three...
Gorl: ...
Sero: Two...
Gorl: ...
Kirishima: *scary voice* One.
Gorl: ..?!
Bakugo: You wanna die?! What the fudge is wrong with you?! What the heck made you think that you could confess to me in such a lame way and leave here alive?
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Bakugo: *making food*
Kirishima: Baku, is that for the heroes?
Bakugo: *nods while making the food*
Later...
Kaminari: *puts drugs in one of the burgers Baku made when no one was looking*
Even later...
Kaminari: Okay, let's play 'Who Has The Drugs'!
Sero: Yeah! Wait- what?!
Toshinori (All Might): Its not me
Yamada (Present Mic): Not me, my dudes!
Aizawa: Its probably him *points at Enji (Endeavor)*
Enji: Pink ponies... Pink ponies everywhere... *Looking around like a mad man*
Kaminari: Ding! Ding! Ding! And we have a winner! Someone give him some drug cake!
Sero: Denki, no!
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BakuSquad Madness
HumorCOVER BY: Random701454 ⚠UPDATES ALMOST DAILY⚠ Kirishima: I thought you guys were ready! Mina: Ready to fail! ~~~~~~~~ Kaminari: So sad, Alexa, play despacito. ~~~~~~~~ Mina: So um... What you got there? Kaminari: A smoothie..? *Ostrich walking in th...
