BakuSquad Madness

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Bakugo: Say the first thing that pops into your head

Kaminari: Should Tokoyami be migrating in the winter? I mean, he is a bird and all...

Mina: Sometimes I walk into an empty room and say 'Hi, Hagakure' just in case

Sero: Could Koda control Principal Nezu? The man is a mouse. Like, a real mouse.

Kirishima: If Aizawa Sensei looks in a mirror, could he erase his own quirk?

Bakugo: You're all idiots. Except for Kiri, because now I need to test this theory to see if it will work.

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Kaminari, Mina and Kirishima: *Talking in a small group across the class*

Bakugo: You've got a thing for drooly, don't you?

Sero: I do- I DO NOT!

Bakugo: Suuuuure

Sero: I DON'T!

Later

Sero: Okay, maybe I do

Bakugo: *On his phone* Congratulations on your self awareness

Sero: ...I really don't want to hear that from you...

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Mina: Hey, Kiri! Are you free on Friday? Like, around eight p.m.

Kirishima: Oh, yeah! Definitely!

Mina: And you, Bakuhoe?

Bakugo: Yeah, I guess

Mina: Great! Because I'm not. *Claps hands together* You two go on without me! Enjoy your date, you two!

Kirishima: *Dies*

Bakugo: *Unfazed* Oh.

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Aizawa: Alright, you five. What are some good responses to being stabbed with a sword?

Bakugo: That's fair

Mina: Rude

Kirishima: Not again

Kaminari: Are you gonna want this back or can I keep it?

Sero: Thanks

Mina: Oh no... I'm allergic

Kaminari: It sword of seems you have a problem with me

Kirishima: Sure it's the thought that counts, and I appreciate the sentiment, but does this gift come with a recipt?

Bakugo: You wound me. Literally. You just. Actually wounded me. That thing is really sharp.

Sero: Wouldn't it be hilarious if I just flew back like balloons do when you pop them? God. Just. Do it again, pretend the first time didn't happen. Come on. Please..?

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Kirishima: What would you do if I died?

Bakugo: It's funny that you think I'd let you die

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Mina: *Picks up the phone*

Bakugo: *Screaming insults at everyone and breaking things on the other line*

Tomura: Please take him back *Starts crying over the phone*

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Bakugo: Were you dropped on your head as a child?

Sero: Bold of you to assume I was held

Mina: ...

Kirishima: ...

Bakugo: ...

Kaminari: Sero...

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All For One: You should not have come here, child

Kaminari: *In the villain base, obviously* I was on my way to the kitchen for a snack and I got lost

All For One: You ended up in a secret villain hideout on your way to the kitchen?

Kaminari: I am not a clever man

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Bakugo: There's something on your face! *Punches Tomura* IT WAS PAIN! And a hand. Like, a literal hand.

Tomura: *Cries* Don't you dare ask me if I need a hand