BakuSquad Madness

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Before this chapter started I'd like to point out that its 03:00 rn and I've been awake all night (without going on tech until now) and its impossible to sleep. Oof I'm gonna be super tired later lol I'll sleep like the dead then xD okay bai

Mina: *Falls off couch in the dorm building* Oof

Kaminari: You okay? What happened? *Laughing*

Kirishima: Oh my God, are you okay Mina?! Did you have a stroke?

Sero: You dead?

Bakugo: Stop being dramatic and get up, Pinky.

Mina: *Gets up* Guys... *Shows phone screen to the others*

Congratulations! Your story is eligible for the Wattys!

Bakugo: But... How is the author supposed to enter it? She could enter her other book because it actually has a plot. But BakuSquad Madness has no plot...

Sero: She done goofed.

Kaminari: I was gonna say that..

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Toga as a BakuSquad member scenarios

Scenario 1:

Bakugo: Oh, hey Kiri! When did you get yellow contacts? Are you covering your scar with foundation or something?

Toga: *As Kiri* Uh... Yeah! I used foundation. Didn't like the way the scar looked. I got the lenses online for uhh... Cosplay?

Bakugo: I thought you said your scar was "manly" and since when have you cosplayed?

Toga: *Still as Kiri* Uh.. You know what? I'm gonna go sharpen the knives in the kitchen, explosion dude! *Runs off*

Bakugo: That didn't seem like Kiri... Maybe he's just a secret cosplayer?

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Scenario 2:

Mina: Sero? What are you doing?

Toga: *As Sero* Sharpening the kitchen knives, why?

Mina: Oh, so you're being yourself. Got it. Denki, get over here! Sero is sharpening the knives again!

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Scenario 3:

Kirishima: *Gets stabbed* ...

Seconds later...

Kirishima: *Wakes up* Guys, I just had the weirdest dream where Baku stabbed me! *Looks out the window*

Toga: *As Baku* ... *Standing outside holding a blood covered knife while smiling creepily*

Kirishima: *Is bleeding* Oh... So, it wasn't a dream? Oof... *dies*

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Scenario 4:

Kaminari: Mina! There you are- you're not Mina! *gasps* Who is this..?

Toga: *As Mina* What do you mean? Of course I'm Mina! I have pink hair, pink skin-

Kaminari: Your eyes... They're... Yellow..?

Toga: *Turns back into herself* Dang it, the eyes always give me away! Oh well, time to die! Any last words?

Kaminari: *Uses his quirk and short circuits his brain* Yee

Toga: Oh no... It's another weirdo... Moving on to the next target..!

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Scenario 5:

Sero: Oh, hey Denki!

Toga: *As Kaminari* Sup, dude!

Sero: Did you do the homework Aizawa Sensei assigned?

Toga: *Still as Kaminari* Of course, dude! When have I never NOT done the homework?

Sero: Who are you and what have you done with Denki?

Toga: *As herself* Hiya! How'd you know?

Sero: Denki doesn't do homework

Toga: So... He's an idiot? Who doesn't do homework?

Sero: Uhh.. Literally my entire friend group other than Bakuhoe?

Toga: I see..

Sero: So... Who are you?

Toga: Oh, right! I'm Himiko Toga! I'm here to kill you!

Sero: Cool. Go ahead.

Toga: ...

Sero: ...

Toga: On second thought... I'm going home...