The BakuSquad seeing blood splatter...
Sero: Oh.
Mina: Preeeeetty
Kaminari: Yee
Bakugo: Oh my God, this is the greatest thing ever! Kiri, come take a picture!
Kirishima: That's awesome!
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Kirishima: This guy has been bothering me for a while and-
Bakugo: Kill him.
Kirishima: ...
Bakugo: Can I kill him for you?
Kirishima: Don't kill anyone, please...
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Kirishima: So you really believe me, Baku?
Bakugo: Kiri, you're the last good person on the face of earth. I'd believe you if you said cartoon birds did your hair this morning.
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Bakugo: Okay, for self defense purposes I'm going to act like a villain. Okay?
The rest of the BakuSquad: Yeah
Bakugo: Give me all of your money if you want to live!
Kirishima: Bold of you to assume I have money
Sero: Bold of you to assume I want to live
Mina: Sero, no...
Kaminari: You know what? Sero, there's this really good therapist that I know. They helped Kirishima when he was in middle school and he can help you too!
Bakugo: *Gives Kirishima his his wallet* There. Now you have money.
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Kaminari: *Does finger guns at Sero*
Sero: Pull the fricking trigger, you coward.
Kaminari: No thank you..

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BakuSquad Madness
HumorCOVER BY: Random701454 ⚠UPDATES ALMOST DAILY⚠ Kirishima: I thought you guys were ready! Mina: Ready to fail! ~~~~~~~~ Kaminari: So sad, Alexa, play despacito. ~~~~~~~~ Mina: So um... What you got there? Kaminari: A smoothie..? *Ostrich walking in th...