BakuSquad Madness

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Kirishima: What does 'lmao' mean? Sero says it a lot in his texts.

Mina: It means "Laugh my a-"

Sero: Lamenting my anguish online.

Mina: I was gonna say what it really means, but okay.

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Sero: I wish puberty was like a game where it took you to a customize character screen.

Kaminari: Do you know just HOW MANY PEOPLE WOULD BE A FUCKING DRAGON?!

Jiro: You say that like it's a bad thing.

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Sero: Who needs ghosts? Haunt your own damn house. Wander around your own living room wailing and crying.

Mina: We.. Live in a dorm building...

Jiro: I agree with Sero. But I'm pretty sure ghosts hate me because I do their job for them.

Kirishima: Can you guys please just try to be happy?

Jiro: ...

Sero: ...

Both: Nah.

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Bakugo: Have any of you extras seen Kirishima?

Mina: *gasp*

Bakugo: What?

Mina: You didn't say 'Kiri'!

Bakugo: And? I'm not exactly happy at the moment.

Jiro: That's a mood, fam. What'd he do?

Bakugo: HE LEFT HIS FUCKING CROCS IN MY ROOM!

Kaminari: Why was he in your room, hmm?

Bakugo: I was helping him with his homework, moron.

Sero: We all know what was really happening.

Mina: Oh, look! Kiri!

Kirishima: *walks over* Baku, do you have my crocs? I think I forgot them-

Bakugo: Oh, hey, Kiri. Your crocs are in your room. Your homework is also in your room. I'm making milkshakes. Want one?

Mina: *sweatdrops* Such a dramatic mood switch. Went from being mad to being all like, "Notice me, Kirishima Senpai!"

Jiro: *sputters* I cannot imagine Bakugo saying that!

Kirishima: What did Mina say?

Bakugo: *monotonously* Notice me, Kirishima Senpai. *sudden realization* PINKY, WHAT THE FUCK?! WHY WOULD YOU FU-

Kirishima: *laughing* Calm down, Baku. PLEASE tell me someone recorded that!

Kaminari: I did!

Kirishima: Send it to me!

Kaminari: Already did!

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BNHA 30 Day Challenge Day 27