Jiro: What do you guys do when you wake up in the morning?
Kaminari: Disappoint my teachers.
Mina: Turn my swag on then take a nap.
Bakugo: Wash off the blood from the previous night's kill.
Jiro: WhAT?!
Kirishima: *laughs* You can't wake up if you don't go to sleep!
Bakugo: Kiri, we've talked about this.
Kaminari: I also cry internally. Cry externally. Cry eternally.
Sero: *sharp inhale*
Mina: Here it comes. *exasperated*
Sero: *sharp exhale* I lay in bed for another hour, unable to move, dreading having to face another day of my petty existence, going through the motions set up by society, never making a significant mark on the world.
Jiro: You okay, buddy?
Kaminari: He's never okay.
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Bakugo: What? You're not coming to my tea party? KIRO, I MADE BISCUITS!
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Mina: *sliding down a banister* You're all going to Hell! *waves* Bye!
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Kirishima: *smiles*
Bakugo: I will protect this smile. I will fight you for this smile. You see, there are some things in life worth protecting. Some things worth living for. Some thins worth dying for. A smile like this can thaw the iciest of hearts. Dispel the darkest of evils and win the mightiest of wars! This smile will be the thing that pulls us from the depths of despair and lead us to the path of salvation! Wars will be fought, people will be saved. Civilizations will PROSPER because of this smile!
Kirishima: Awe-
Bakugo: And I will murder anybody that makes this smile disappear.
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Bakugo: Shotgun!
Kaminari: But you had shotgun on the way here!
Kirishima: Woah, woah, woah!
Bakugo: No, I found a shotgun! Also, I want front seat!
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Jiro: Bakugo, let me see what you have!
Bakugo: A KNIFE! *Runs off*
Jiro: bAkUgO nO!
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HumorCOVER BY: Random701454 ⚠UPDATES ALMOST DAILY⚠ Kirishima: I thought you guys were ready! Mina: Ready to fail! ~~~~~~~~ Kaminari: So sad, Alexa, play despacito. ~~~~~~~~ Mina: So um... What you got there? Kaminari: A smoothie..? *Ostrich walking in th...
