Mina: Is Kirishima still nowhere to be seen?
Sero: Yeah
Kaminari: So... What happened?
Jiro: *sighs* Mina wouldn't let him get ice cream at the mall earlier.
Kaminari: *gasp* How dare-
Sero: Wait... Where's Bakugo?
Mina: He's probably buying his boyfriend ice cream like I planned.
Jiro: I knew it. There's no way you wouldn't buy Kirishima ice cream unless you guys got in a fight or you had a plan.
Mina: Ye!
Kaminari: *offended* That's my job! I'm supposed to say ye!
Mina: Shit. Sorry, Denki!
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Mina: So...
Bakugo: *already annoyed* What?
Mina: Halloween is coming up, right?
Jiro: Yeah. What about it?
Kirishima: ARE WE GONNA CARVE PUMPKINS?!
Mina: I was gonna suggest a haunted house throughout the dorm building but that works too!
Kirishima: YEAH!
Sero: Okay, can someone go buy the pumpkins?
Kaminari: On it!
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Kaminari: I'm back! And I've got pumpkins!
Jiro: That's literally what you were sent out to get, idiot.
Kaminari: *pouts* I'm not an idiot...
Bakugo: So are we gonna carve these stupid pumpkins or not?
Kirishima: Let's make it a competition! Winner decides what other Halloween thing we do!
Mina: Sounds great!
Bakugo: A competition? Fuck yeah!
Jiro: Okay, get some sort of carving thing, guys. We'll start when everyone is back in this room.
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Mina: We'll have half an hour to carve since it takes a while to even decide what to carve. And you can't do the typical creepy face. You have to go beyond... PLUS ULTRA!
Jiro: Did... Did you just-
Mina: YES. NOW BEGIN CARVING!
Kirishima: Ooh! I know what I'm carving!
Mina: I feel like I already know what you'll carve...
Kirishima: Probably, but whatever! Let's carve!
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Jiro: Mina, you go first.
Mina: *proudly presents her pumpkin*
Bakugo: What the fuck is that supposed to be?
Mina: It's supposed to be the squad...
Kaminari: I can see that!
Sero: Who's next?
Jiro: Since you asked, you're next.
Sero: I carved a graveyard. Not sure if you can tell, but it's a graveyard. I didn't completely cut out some bits, just made them thinner so that you can see the individual graves.
Kaminari: That looks awesome!
Jiro: Kaminari, you're next.
Kaminari: Mine is nothing special. I couldn't think of anything so I just carved a lightning bolt hitting a tree.
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HumorCOVER BY: Random701454 ⚠UPDATES ALMOST DAILY⚠ Kirishima: I thought you guys were ready! Mina: Ready to fail! ~~~~~~~~ Kaminari: So sad, Alexa, play despacito. ~~~~~~~~ Mina: So um... What you got there? Kaminari: A smoothie..? *Ostrich walking in th...
