Stain: I am a serial killer who murders heroes
Sero: *Pops out from thin air* Do you take requests?
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Kirishima: So I was watching the news earlier and I'm very worried about-
Bakugo: *Grabs his shoulders* Who did it?
Kirishima: What?
Bakugo: Who worried you? I'll kill them!
Kirishima: I'm worried about Mina, Sero and Kaminari. They were on the news earlier for starting up rap battles and meme showcases between various dangerous gangs.
Bakugo: ...
Mina: *Walks into the commons with broken fingers* Hey, guys! We had a lot of fun today! Sure, I broke my fingers, Sero broke both elbows and Kaminari got a concussion, but it was so fun!
Kaminari: Yee
Kirishima: ...
Bakugo: ...Dumbasses.
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The BakuSquad playing video games...
Kirishima: *Loses at the game* DAMNIT
Mina: *Gasps*
Sero: Who...? Who did this?
Kaminari: *Cries*
Bakugo: *Throws controller down* HAH! FIRST PLACE, BITCHES!
Kirishima: ...You stole my place... I was first...
Bakugo: And? It's Mario Kart! How can I NOT win this?!
Kirishima: ...I'm going home
Bakugo: We live in the dorms, dumbass *Snickering*
Kirishima: I meant to say, I'm going to my room.
Mina: He's surprisingly calm right now, considering that he was just yelling
Sero: Kirishima? You alright, buddy?
Kaminari: Bro?
Bakugo: He's just mad I won
Kirishima: IM HAPPY YOU WON, KATSUKI! IM JUST SAD THAT YOU TOOK FIRST PLACE FROM ME! ...Baka.
Bakugo: Uhhhh... I'M GOING TO SLEEP! BYE, EI! BYE STUPID EXTRAS!
Mina: IT'S ONLY EIGHT THIRTY!

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BakuSquad Madness
HumorCOVER BY: Random701454 ⚠UPDATES ALMOST DAILY⚠ Kirishima: I thought you guys were ready! Mina: Ready to fail! ~~~~~~~~ Kaminari: So sad, Alexa, play despacito. ~~~~~~~~ Mina: So um... What you got there? Kaminari: A smoothie..? *Ostrich walking in th...