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The BakuSquad fighting villains...

Sero: *deflated* We're gonna die...

Kirishima: Hey! No! I don't wanna hear that defeatist attitude! I wanna hear you more upbeat!

Jiro: *upbeat* We're gonna die!

Kaminari: There ya go!

Mina: Guys! No!

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Kirishima: Is there a word that's a mix between angry and sad?

Bakugo: Malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated-

Kaminari: Smad.

Mina: There are two types of people.

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Jiro and Sero: *walk into a CVS at midnight*

Jiro: We need to lift a curse

Store clerk: Aisle five

Sero: Thanks.

A few minutes later...

Sero: *yelling* Begone, depression, the bitchiest of bitches!

Jiro: Bruh. Get your daily dose of life pills and let's go.

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Bakugo: *Points at Sero* Fahk you

Sero: Rude

Bakugo: *Points at Mina* Bitch

Mina: That's uncalled for, bro

Bakugo: *Points at Kaminari* Dumbass

Kaminari: *Cries*

Bakugo: *Points at Jiro*

Jiro: ...

Bakugo: *Points at Kirishima* Not allowed to swear at you, so uh, hi.

Jiro: What, I'm not worthy of any words from the great Bakuhoe?

Bakugo: *Points at Jiro*

Jiro: Yes?

Bakugo: *Points at Kirishima again* Red shark

Jiro: I'm going to my room

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