Kirishima: So this is my Baku plush!
Jiro: Kirishima.. This is the eighth week in a row where you've presented your plush like it's the best thing to have ever existed.
Kirishima: I just admire Baku a lot!
Mina: More like loooove
Kaminari: Awe, look! He's getting embarrassed! His face is all red!
Sero: Guys. Stop picking on him unless you want BakuBro to kill you.
Mina: Wow. Never expected you of all people to say that, Sero!
Sero: Let me pick on the child. Bakugo will kill me faster.
Mina and Kaminari: SERO, NO!
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Mina and Bakugo: *arguing*
Mina: COME ON, BAKUHOE! NO ONE IS PERFECT!
Bakugo: ..
Mina: ...
Bakugo: *aggressively motions towards Kirishima*
Mina: Well, that was a quick way to defuse this situation. KIRI! YOUR BOYFRIEND THINKS YOU'RE PERFECT!
Bakugo: SHUT UP, PINKY!
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Bakugo: You guys are not making my life easy right now.
Mina: Do we ever?
Bakugo: Good point, Pinky. Good fucking point.
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Jiro: Hey, Sero, can you carry this box for me? It's too heavy.
Sero: *picks up the box effortlessly* Nothing is heavier than the burden of being alive
Jiro: I am equally impressed and concerned.
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Kirishima: I panic when people complement me. Like, what are you supposed to say?
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Bakugo: Good job, Kiri. You didn't die.
Kirishima: *panics* Uh... Uh..! HAPPY BIRTHDAY??!
Bakugo: Kiri, what the fuck? My birthday is in April!
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Sero: When people walk into a room, instead of saying "what's up?" They say, "What's wrong?"
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Sigherra: So... If you're friends with me on discord and are okay with dealing with me rant, send me a message. If not, ignore this entire paragraph!
Did you know?
Author Chan has countless insecurities.
I'm sorry, normally I try to be uplifting in some way during the 'did you know?' thing, but I'm just not feeling it today. I basically struggle with a lot of things, such as my looks, my weight, what people think of me... I'm always nervous that I'll mess something up and let people down in some way or I just won't be good enough. I hate the thought of messing up other people's lives. Like, I try to be a good person, I really do, and people end up hating me??
What are some of your insecurities? (You don't have to go into detail, of course.)
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