Mina: FaThEr!
Bakugo: *Reading a book* FOR THE LAST TIME, I'M NOT YOUR DAD
Kirishima: Mina, we should probably stop this joke *snickers*
Mina: Awe... Fine... So, Bakuhoe, whatchu reading?
Bakugo: A book
Mina: So you're reading a book called a book. Wow, that author must've been lazy!
Sero: *Walks into the room* Mina, the mission has been completed!
Mina: Mission Capture-Nasty-Grape-Boi-And-Get-Rid-Of-Him?
Kaminari: That's a long name for the mission...
Kirishima: Just call it Mission CNGBAGROH... On second thought, that sounds dumb... Don't do it
Sero: Oh hey, Midoriya is coming!
Bakugo: DeKuUuU!
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Kirishima: We need theme songs
Bakugo: Why the heck would we need theme songs?
Kirishima: Because it'd be fun!
Mina: I've got yours figured out, Kiri!
Kaminari: You changed up Baby Shark to Red Shark, right Mina?
Mina: Of course I did, Denki!
Kirishima: Mina, yours would probably be something about being a star
Yamada: *Breaks through the wall while singing* CAUSE WE ALL JUST WANNA BE BIG ROCK STARS LIVING IN A TOP CITY DRIVING FIFTEEN CARS
Mina: Well Present Mic Sensei picked out his own theme song...
Sero: I know the perfect one for Todoroki
Bakugo: Is it what we sing every time he walks into the room?
Sero: Nah, although that one is good too!
Mina: My emo son, just sing his theme song
Sero: One, two, seven, three, my mother does not love me, nor does anyone in my family
Kaminari: That's terrible..!
Kirishima: What would his theme song be? *Points at Kaminari*
Mina: My son, it's rude to point. Besides, I'll probably have the readers choose it. *Stares at a wall labeled 'Fourth Wall'*
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HumorCOVER BY: Random701454 ⚠UPDATES ALMOST DAILY⚠ Kirishima: I thought you guys were ready! Mina: Ready to fail! ~~~~~~~~ Kaminari: So sad, Alexa, play despacito. ~~~~~~~~ Mina: So um... What you got there? Kaminari: A smoothie..? *Ostrich walking in th...
