BakuSquad Madness

16

Kaminari: *Pokes Kirishima's face in the dark* Ew!

Kirishima: What?

Kaminari: What was that?!

Kirishima: My fimgr..? I was rubbing my eye..

Kaminari: Oh, I thought it was your eyelid. I was gonna be like, 'Someone's got a crusty eyelid.'

Kirishima: What...?

Kaminari: Crusty eyelid finger

Kirishima: ...What...?

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Bakugo: Can you make him stop doing that thing with his face?

Todoroki: Crying?

Midoriya: *Crying*

Bakugo: Yes.

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Midoriya: I spy someone who needs to shut the fudge up.

Todoroki: Is it... Bakugo?

Midoriya: It's always him.

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Kaminari: *High pitched voice* Hi

Mina: *Deep voice* Hi

Bakugo: *Angry voice* Shut the fudge UPPPP

Kirishima: *I-don't-even-know voice* Hi

Sero: *Dead-inside voice* Hi

Bakugo: I need new friends.

Mina, Kaminari, Sero and Kirishima: We're friends?! *Crying happily*

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Kirishima: Yo, Baku! Can I have some of that water?

Bakugo: Its not water

Kirishima: Oh! Vodka! I like your style!

Bakugo: It's vinegar.

Kirishima: ...What?

Bakugo: I SAID ITS VINEGAR!

Kirishima: Oh, my God. My best friend is a psychopath.

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Midoriya: Stay calm, stay calm, stay calm, stay calm!

Todoroki: I am calm.

Midoriya: Ah, no... I was... Um..

Todoroki: ..?

Midoriya: I was... Talking to myself...

Todoroki: *gAsP* Who let this child on the battlefield?! He must be protected at all costs!

Meanwhile with the BakuSquad

Bakugo: The fudge is Half and Half saying?

Kirishima: Can I go back to sleep, Baku? I'm too tired to fight the DekuSquad.

Mina and Kaminari: Bakugoooo! Let the precious red shark go to sleep!

Sero: I honestly don't care what we do. If we weren't gonna fight them I'd probably still be curled up in a ball in the darkest corner of my room.

Kaminari: Bakugo, Eijiro is going to sleep now, byeeee!