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Kirishima: I thought you guys were ready!
Mina: Ready to fail!
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Kaminari: So sad, Alexa, play despacito.
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Mina: So um... What you got there?
Kaminari: A smoothie..?
*Ostrich walking in th...
Sero: About two weeks ago I was working on a paper for Present Mic Sensei's class and it was around two in the morning and I was hungry, so I went down to the kitchen to check the pantry for some food and I saw tortilla chips. I don't know who's they were, nor do I care to know, and I grabbed them and the chips themselves were really big, so I broke one in half. For some reason, I thought the noise was hilarious so I kept breaking them in half. And that is the story of how Aizawa Sensei and Present Mic Sensei found me crying on the floor amidst a sea of broken tortilla chips at two in the morning.
Jiro: Nervous breakdown?
Sero: *nods* Nervous breakdown.
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Kaminari: Kirishima! Bro! You should've been there today!
Kirishima: I'm sick, bro. What'd I miss?
Sero: So Present Mic Sensei was coughing like crazy while teaching and eventually yelled 'SATAN IS CHOKING ME!' To which Jiro responds...
Jiro: Oh shit, sorry!
Kaminari: And Present Mic Sensei stopped coughing!
Bakugo: I think round face is traumatized.
Kirishima: What about when it was raining before we moved into our dorms and Kaminari showed up late? You know, when Aizawa Sensei told him to stand in the hallway.
Kaminari: Oh, right! When I pointed at him and said 'no.' Just as lightning struck and made the power go out. In the darkness I heard Sero whisper 'six six six'
Jiro: So that's why Hagakure screamed?
Sero: Yeah. It was hilarious!
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Pebble: Finally, after six million years, I have washed up on shore. No longer am I a slave to the tides. No longe-
Kaminari: *throws pebble into the water* Haha, sploosh.
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Author Chan: And that's all for this chapter, kiddos!
Sero: Homework?
Author Chan: Naw, fam. I have free time.
Jiro: what do you do in your free time?
Author Chan: ...
Bakugo: What?
Author Chan: Do you really wanna know?
Kaminari: Not really, but go ahead and tell us.
Author Chan: Are you sure?
Kirishima: What? It's not like you write your books or play Neko Atsume while wearing some mask from a show while hanging out with Bob or anything, right?
Author Chan: No...?
Bakugo: Author Chan. What is it?
Author Chan:
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Jiro: *disappointed sigh*
Sero: *sharp inhale*
Bakugo: *sharp exhale*
Kaminari: BOI
Author Chan: Actually, I'm a gorl... And Bob has no gender. It simply exists as Bob.
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