Midoriya: So I accidentally kicked Todoroki in the face, and I couldn't decide between saying "Are you okay" and "I'm sorry" so I panicked and said "ARE YOU SORRY?!" It took Todoroki an hour to get up and Kacchan is still laughing at me..
Toshinori: ...
Bakugo: *Still laughing*
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Aizawa: Why did you wake me up at two in the morning this time?
Tokoyami: She got out again.
Uraraka: *Floating away in her sleep*
Aizawa: *Sighs* Why me? *Uses his scarf thing to catch Uraraka*
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Here's a group chat with the BakuSquad
Their usernames:
AcidQueen: Mina
PikaBro: Kaminari
FlexTape: Sero
KingExplosionMurder: Bakugo
RedRiot: Kirishima
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RedRiot created the chatroom Broooo
RedRiot: Baku!
KingExplosionMurder: What now? >:[
AcidQueen: Kirishima? Wassup?
FlexTape: Something wrong?
PikaBro: Bro?
RedRiot: Some dude is looking for you. The need help with their homework..
KingExplosionMurder: Kiri, do your own homework.
RedRiot: How'd you know I was the person needing help?
KingExplosionMurder: ...Because I can see you, idiot.
RedRiot: Oh.
AcidQueen: Iida said he can help you, Kirishima!
RedRiot: But I don't want his help. He's bad at teaching.
PikaBro: Sero, Mina, lez go! I think Midoriya completed the homework!
FlexTape has changed KingExplosionMurder to Blasty
Blasty: Tape, what the fudge?
FlexTape: I heard Eijiro call you that once
RedRiot: I like the nickname, bro!
AcidQueen: Blasty? What up with thajfmhg!ftkikfhdyejedjgjy
PikaBro: Guys, Aizawa Sensei took her phone.
FlexTape: I thought she had a stroke lol
Blasty: Just shut up and do your homework!
PikaBro has added Jirou to Broooo
Jirou: Thanks, Denki.
PikaBro: Why did you ask me to add you?
Jirou: Because I was bored and I'm not part of either squad yet
Blasty: The fudge you saying?
Jirou: I wanna join the BakuSquad
Jirou has changed Jirou to JirouTheHero
JirouTheHero: Blasty? U ded?
RedRiot: He's dead.
JirouTheHero: Um.. Bakugo? Why is he banging his face against his desk?
FlexTape: Oh, he stopped
PikaBro: I think Blasty is mad again? Idk
Blasty: Why do you want to join? We already have enough idiots.
RedRiot: Baku, your face is bleeding
Blasty has left Broooo
RedRiot: Baku is gonna go kill Midoriya.. Should we help?
AcidQueen: Shush! I'm busy eating popcorn!
PikaBro: He's dead
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Kaminari: You can eat them!
Kirishima: You can't eat belts, Kaminari!
Bakugo: Yes you can! They're made from animal skin, so you can eat them! Give me your belt, Stupid hair!
Kirishima: But then I'll be like you..
Five minutes later
Bakugo: *Eating the belt*
Toshinori: I am he- *Sees Baku* S-scary!
Later
Toshinori: I kid you not, I walked in and they were eating leather!
Yamada: I am never... Going to class... 1-A... Ever again... *shuddering*
Toshinori: What's wrong with Yamada?
Aizawa: His hero suit is made of leather so he's scared that they'll eat it.
Toshinori: That's his problem.
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BakuSquad Madness
ComédieCOVER BY: Random701454 ⚠UPDATES ALMOST DAILY⚠ Kirishima: I thought you guys were ready! Mina: Ready to fail! ~~~~~~~~ Kaminari: So sad, Alexa, play despacito. ~~~~~~~~ Mina: So um... What you got there? Kaminari: A smoothie..? *Ostrich walking in th...
