BakuSquad: *Whispering about something*
Bakugo: *Walks up to them* The fudge are you losers whispering about?
Mina: Didn't you hear?!
Bakugo: Hear what??
Kirishima: Sigherra broke her glasses.
Sero: They aren't exactly broken. The glass bit is fine, it's just the side bit that broke. Its still intact, its just crooked and REEEEAAALLY loose now so she can't wear her glasses now.
Entire BakuSquad: *Wears fake glasses*
Sigherra: I hate you all, you blurry little children.
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Mina: I'm blindddddd!
Kaminari: What?!
Mina: Oh, hello, little yellow blob. You're short, so... Denki! Hi!
Kaminari: *Cries in a corner while Mina snickers*
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Kirishima: Hey, Baku! I need help real quick!
Bakugo: The fudge do you need, Kiri?
Kirishima: You know that thing that Aizawa Sensei assigned? The really long packet?
Bakugo: You mean the packet where you can find all the answers in the book we were reading?
Kirishima: ...I forgot what book we were reading...
Bakugo: ...Idiot.
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Bakugo: *Calls Kiri*
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Kirishima: *Wakes up* Who the fudge is calling me at two in the morning?
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In the phone call...
Kirishima: What the fudge do you want?
Bakugo: Okay, first of all, watch your language-
Kirishima: I'm fudging tired, you idiot
Bakugo: AND SECOND OF ALL... I couldn't sleep.
Kirishima: So YoU dEcIdEd To InTeRrUpT mY pReCiOuS sLeEp?!
Bakugo: Yeah. But I guess I'll just go for a run and- HOLY FUDGE! WHO JUST KNOCKED ON MY DOOR?!
Kirishima: Just open the damn door.
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After the call ends...
Bakugo: *Opens his dorm door* ...?!
Kirishima: *Has bags under his eyes and is holding a baseball bat with nails sticking out* Let me sleep or I will kill you
Bakugo: *Hits Kirishima in the face with an explosion* Oh, shirt! Kiri! Sorry!
Kirishima: *Unconscious*
Bakugo: At least he's asleep now..?
Midoriya: *Just got back from an early training session* Kacchan?! Is Kirishima alive?!
Bakugo: Deku?! What the fudge are you doing here?!
Midoriya: I was training.. Anyway, is he still alive? You didn't kill him, did you, Kacchan??
Bakugo: Of course I didn't! He's just unconscious! Now help me bring him back to his dorm!
Midoriya: *Uses One For All to make his arms stronk* I've got this! *Brings Kiri back to his dorm while Baku stands in shock*
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Bakugo: Kiri, you're my first murder. Sero, you're my second.
Sero: *Slides money across the table*
Bakugo: ...
Sero: Make it first
Kirishima: Sero, no!!
Bakugo: That can be arranged.
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Bakugo: Thanks for reading this fudging chapter, you extras! Make sure to vote for the chapter, comment your insults for the idiots I'm friends with, and kill your friends!
Kirishima: TELL your friends! Not kill them! Katsuki!
Bakugo: ...
Kirishima: ...
Readers: Ooh! He said his first name!
Bakugo: ...
Kirishima: Gotta blast! *Breaks through the fourth wall*
Sigherra: Aw, come on! I just finished fixing it!
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