BakuSquad Madness

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Kaminari: *Walks into Tokoyami's room* Hey dude-

Dark Shadow: *Hisses*

Kaminari: Okay, then... I'll go hang out with Sero since your bird obviously hates me

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Tomura: You're too late, Heroes. You'll never stop me now! 

Kirishima: And that's where you're wrong, evil doer! We will stop you with the powers of..!

Sero: Friendship!

Kaminari: Harmony!

Bakugo: Incredible violence.

Mina: And love!

Tomura: I like the incredible violence bit a lot, actually.

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Sero: You're smiling. Did something good happen?

Bakugo: Am I not allowed to smile?

Kirishima: Midoriya tripped and faceplanted in the doorway of the class.

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Kirishima: *Falls down*

Bakugo: What was that?

Kirishima: My shirt fell

Bakugo: That sounded a lot heavier than a shirt

Kirishima: I was in it when it fell.

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Bakugo and Kirishima arguing...

Bakugo: Okay, stupid hair-

Kirishima: That coming from a dude who called his mom crying when he stepped on a lizard.

Bakugo: ...

Kirishima: Yeah, I saw that shiet. Watch what you say, boi.

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Kirishima: *Yelling at a bunch of strangers* How can you say Baku is evil?! He is the most precious, manly person I know!

Bakugo: *Wiping blood from his face* Yeah! I'm fahking precious!

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Kirishima: Look, guys! I made a little marshmallow Baku! His arms are crossed because he's mad at all the other marshmallows for annoying him. Do you like it?

Mina: If any of you corrupt this precious, innocent child, I will find you and I will kill you.

Kirishima: Baku? Do you like it?

Bakugo: *Choking up but not showing it* It's fine

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Bakugo: I have really high standards

Mina: *Trips over her own bag and faceplants*

Sero: *Gets his tape stuck in the door*

Kaminari: *Short circuits*

Kirishima: *Gets a papercut then trips and gets tangled in the desks* Owwie

Bakugo: I want to be friends with them. Especially that one. *Points at Kiri*