BakuSquad Madness

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Sero: I know how to scare people around Christmas.

Bakugo: *intrigued* How?

Sero: Place a bunch of wrapped empty boxes under the tree and every time one of your friends annoys you, throw one of the boxes in a fire.

Bakugo: I'm gonna do that. Not to Kiri, though. Kiri doesn't annoy me.

Kirishima: *coming back from an amusement park with Mina and Kaminari* Hey, Baku! It was really fun! You should've gone too!

Bakugo: See? He doesn't annoy me.

Kamimari: Hanta! I wish you went, it would've been really great!

Sero: Really?!

Kaminari: Yeah! Jiro and YaoMomo were there and we ended up hanging out while Mina and Kirishima hung out! You could've hung out with YaoMomo!

Sero: So... Basically, you wanted to set me up with the class vice rep..?

Kaminari: Yep!

Sero: Oh, you dense, dense little boy.

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Sero: You're always so upbeat and happy. How do you do it? *whispers* tell me your secrets, child.

Kirishima: Let me tell you something, Sero.

Sero: *waiting in anticipation*

Kirishima: I lie to myself. I wake up every morning and tell myself that everything will be okay, but I'm lying. And I honestly don't know how much longer I can do it. *painful squeal* Anyways, have a nice night, Sero!

Sero: ...You okay, bro?

Kirishima: Yep! Totally!

Sero: I'm getting Bakugo...

A few minutes later...

Bakugo: *breaks down the door of Kirishima's dorm room* CHILD, SPEAK TO ME ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS!

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A/N: Just so you know, its gotten a little annoying to put in different words instead of swear words sine I don't know how old all of my readers are, so I'm not gonna do that anymore.

If you're at the age where swear words are unacceptable to read, then I suggest you exit this chapter and not read any of the future ones.

Also, if you have a problem with KiriBaku or KamiSero, then you should probably leave since I'll be making my ships more obvious from now on! Oh, and I also ship TodoDeku (TodoMomo a little bit), MomoJiro and TsuChako, I don't have anyone to ship Mina with yet, but if you have a problem with any of those ships then I suggest you leave.

You've been warned, so let's get on with the book!

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Group chat

Usernames

Blasty: Bakugo

RedRiot: Kirishima

AcidQueen: Mina

FlexTape: Sero

DiscountPikachu: Kaminari

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RedRiot has created BakuSquad Randomness

RedRiot: Hey, guys!

AcidQueen: Kiri, sweetie

RedRiot: Yes?

AcidQueen: It's 00:58 (12:59 p.m.)

AcidQueen: Go to sleep, my child

RedRiot: But I can't

FlexTape: Why can't you sleep?

RedRiot: I don't know, I just can't fall asleep

DiscountPikachu: Need us to go over there?

Blasty: None of you are going to Kiri without me being there

Blasty: I won't let you corrupt him

Blasty: Especially not you, Discount Pikachu

DiscountPikachu: Whaaaat?

AcidQueen: Bakuhoe, don't be mean

FlexTape: But he's always mean..?

DiscountPikachu: My feelings...

DiscountPikachu: They've been stomped on....

Blasty: Good

RedRiot: Baku....

RedRiot: Don't be an asshole

AcidQueen:

FlexTape:

DiscountPikachu:

Blasty:

Blasty: Who taught you that word?

RedRiot: M*neta

Blasty: I'm gonna go kill him!

AcidQueen: Kiri

AcidQueen: I need you to do something for me

RedRiot: Yes?

AcidQueen: Never say that word again or I'll make you eat soap

RedRiot: Okay!

RedRiot: Well, I'm getting a little sleepy now, so I'm going to bed. Night, Baku! Night, guys!

RedRiot has left BakuSquad Randomness

DiscountPikachu: That child...

DiscountPikachu: He's so... Pure...

DiscountPikachu: WHY HAVE WE BEEN SO BLESSED TO BE FRIENDS WITH HIM?!

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Kirishima: There were some guys in middle school who told me I couldn't be a hero-

Bakugo: Names.

Kirishima: What?

Bakugo: What are their names? I'm gonna kill them!