The BakuSquad at a restaurant...
Kirishima: *recording * Okay, so we're at a restaurant right now! Baku said he'd be a bit late and told me to order something for him! We have ordered super spiced chilliest chilli hot pepper noodles with extra strong sauce to prank him!
Aizawa: *In the back of the restaurant hiding from his students* I just wanted to have a nice dinner with Hizashi! Why did they have to show up?!
Mina: Here he comes! Everyone, quiet!
Kirishima: Hey, Baku! You're finally here! We ordered you something like you told me to!
Sero: You like spice, right?
Bakugo: Yeah, thanks.
Kaminari: *Trying not to laugh*
Bakugo: *Start eating his noodles*
Rest of the BakuSquad: *Silent*
Bakugo: Someone pass the pepper
Kaminari: *Screeches like a pterodactyl*
Mina: *Falls out of her seat laughing*
Sero: *Slams head on table*
Kirishima: *Passes the pepper while laughing until he cries*
Bakugo: What the fuck is wrong with you nerds?
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The BakuSquad visiting Mitsuki and Masaru Bakugo...
Mitsuki (Bakugo's mom): Oh, Katsuki. You're back. Uh, who are these... very... normal looking people?
Mina: Hey mom! *winks*
Kaminari: Hello mother! *Says with seriousness oozing from him while he bows so low his head touches the floor*
Sero: Mom! *Hugs her*
Kirishima: Hi, mom-in-law! *finger guns and starts laughing*
Bakugo: Sup, old hag. The red head is Kiri, the rest are stupid nerds. They followed me home.
Mitsuki: *Walks into the kitchen and starts crying*
Masaru: Mitsuki...?! What's wrong?! Why are you crying?!
Mitsuki: *Still crying* Our little shit has friends!
Masaru: ... *Cries*
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Sero: I'm the nineteen thirties.
Bakugo: Explain.
Sero: ThE gReAt DePrEsSiOn!
Mina: Sero, no!
Sero: SERO, YES!
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Kaminari: Guys, I need to ask Iida something, I'll be right back!
Kirishima: Okay, hurry up though, we're about to get dinner.
Kaminari: *Runs over to Iida* Iida! I have a serious question!
Iida: Yes?
Kaminari: What do you call a fish with no eye?!
Iida: That's... That's not a serious question.
Kaminari: Just answer it, please!
Iida: Myxine circifrons
Kaminari: ...
Iida: ...
Kaminari: Fsh. Because it has no eye. It's not fish, it's fsh.
Iida: Well then...
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BakuSquad Madness
HumorCOVER BY: Random701454 ⚠UPDATES ALMOST DAILY⚠ Kirishima: I thought you guys were ready! Mina: Ready to fail! ~~~~~~~~ Kaminari: So sad, Alexa, play despacito. ~~~~~~~~ Mina: So um... What you got there? Kaminari: A smoothie..? *Ostrich walking in th...
