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The BakuSquad at a restaurant...

Kirishima: *recording * Okay, so we're at a restaurant right now! Baku said he'd be a bit late and told me to order something for him! We have ordered super spiced chilliest chilli hot pepper noodles with extra strong sauce to prank him!

Aizawa: *In the back of the restaurant hiding from his students* I just wanted to have a nice dinner with Hizashi! Why did they have to show up?!

Mina: Here he comes! Everyone, quiet!

Kirishima: Hey, Baku! You're finally here! We ordered you something like you told me to!

Sero: You like spice, right?

Bakugo: Yeah, thanks.

Kaminari: *Trying not to laugh*

Bakugo: *Start eating his noodles*

Rest of the BakuSquad: *Silent*

Bakugo: Someone pass the pepper

Kaminari: *Screeches like a pterodactyl*

Mina: *Falls out of her seat laughing*

Sero: *Slams head on table*

Kirishima: *Passes the pepper while laughing until he cries*

Bakugo: What the fuck is wrong with you nerds?

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The BakuSquad visiting Mitsuki and Masaru Bakugo...

Mitsuki (Bakugo's mom): Oh, Katsuki. You're back. Uh, who are these... very... normal looking people?

Mina: Hey mom! *winks*

Kaminari: Hello mother! *Says with seriousness oozing from him while he bows so low his head touches the floor*

Sero: Mom! *Hugs her*

Kirishima: Hi, mom-in-law! *finger guns and starts laughing*

Bakugo: Sup, old hag. The red head is Kiri, the rest are stupid nerds. They followed me home.

Mitsuki: *Walks into the kitchen and starts crying*

Masaru: Mitsuki...?! What's wrong?! Why are you crying?!

Mitsuki: *Still crying* Our little shit has friends!

Masaru: ... *Cries*

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Sero: I'm the nineteen thirties.

Bakugo: Explain.

Sero: ThE gReAt DePrEsSiOn!

Mina: Sero, no!

Sero: SERO, YES!

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Kaminari: Guys, I need to ask Iida something, I'll be right back!

Kirishima: Okay, hurry up though, we're about to get dinner.

Kaminari: *Runs over to Iida* Iida! I have a serious question!

Iida: Yes?

Kaminari: What do you call a fish with no eye?!

Iida: That's... That's not a serious question.

Kaminari: Just answer it, please!

Iida: Myxine circifrons

Kaminari: ...

Iida: ...

Kaminari: Fsh. Because it has no eye. It's not fish, it's fsh.

Iida: Well then...

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