Kirishima: *Singing* When you wish upon a starrrr
Aizawa: Nothing happens
Kirishima: ...What?
*Sad music plays*
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The BakuSquad on a fieldtrip
Mina: Aizawa's over twenty one
Kaminari: He forgot how to have fun
Kirishima: Only three nights a week
Sero: He will cry himself to sleep
Aizawa: *Tries jumping out the bus window*
Bakugo: Sero, wouldn't that be you?
Sero: Nah. I cry myself to sleep seven nights a week.
Mina: Sero, no...
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Kaminari: Hey, who's the kid with Aizawa Sensei?
Mina: No clue, bro
Sero: Some kid he kidnapped?
Kirishima: Sero!
Bakugo: That's Eri. Apparently the sleep deprived loser is taking care of her now.
Kirishima: Now? What happened to her parents, Baku?
Bakugo: I don't know the specifics, but I'm gonna go on a whim and say they're dead.
Kaminari and Mina: *Crying for Eri*
Sero: I wish that I was dead *Awkwardly laughs as the BakuSquad stares at him*
Kirishima: Sero.
Sero: Yeah?
Kirishima: Shut up.
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When Baku and Kiri get in a fight
Bakugo: There you go again, batting those false eyelashes!
Kirishima: I don't wear false eyelashes though?
Bakugo: Wut?
Kirishima: *Blinks*
Bakugo: Well aren't you a gorgeous fudging idiot!
Kirishima: Awe, thanks Baku! So, tell me again, is water wet?
Bakugo: *Throws Kiri out the window* HOW CAN IT NOT BE WET?! IT'S WATER!
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Mina: So are Kiri and Bakuhoe still mad at each other?
Sero: Yeah, apparently Kiri is wearing crocs now just to make Bakuhoe stay away from him.
Kaminari: Oh, here comes Kiri! Bro! Come here!
Kirishima: *Gloomy* Hey guys
Mina: Nope! *Throws Kiri at Baku with crazy strength*
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Kirishima: Hey, guys! Don't forget to vote for this chapter, comment and..!
Bakugo: ...
Kirishima: Baku! You're supposed to finish the sentence!
Bakugo: And kill your friends.
Kirishima: Bakugo! No! Tell your friends! Not kill them!
Sero: Kill me
Bakugo: Okay.
Kirishima: *Holding Baku back while talking* Well, since Baku CLEARLY can't do this right I'll have to start over! Make sure to vote for this chapter, comment, and tell your friends for more BakuSquad Madness!
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HumorCOVER BY: Random701454 ⚠UPDATES ALMOST DAILY⚠ Kirishima: I thought you guys were ready! Mina: Ready to fail! ~~~~~~~~ Kaminari: So sad, Alexa, play despacito. ~~~~~~~~ Mina: So um... What you got there? Kaminari: A smoothie..? *Ostrich walking in th...
