BakuSquad Madness

85

Time for more Sero angst...

Kirishima: Do you know how many people would KILL to be you?

Kaminari: I'd fahking kill MINA to be you!

Mina: *sputters* WhAT?!

Sero: Why not just kill ME to be me?

Bakugo: To be honest, I think it would be kind of fun to be you.

Sero: Why?

Bakugo: Because it would be a fun challenge to get myself out of the little rut you're in.

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Mina: I was trying to think of something fun for us to o? Have you guys ever been skydiving?

Sero: I did once. It sucked.

Jiro: What do you mean?

Sero: They made me wear a parachute.

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Bakugo: If you could be any character from and superhero thing, who would you be?

Sero: Spiderman's uncle.

Kaminari: Spiderman's uncle is dead, though..

Sero: I know. I cry every time I get to that part...

Mina: Why?

Sero: Because I wish it was me.

Jiro: *wheezes*

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Kirishima: Just imagine this, Sero. You're a little kid at the zoo with your mom, who isn't paying attention to you. You fall into the gorilla pit. What do you do?

Sero: Try to make the gorilla kill me.

In another room...

Kaminari: You fall into the gorilla pit. What do you do?

Jiro: Try to make the gorilla kill me, obviously.

Sero: *yells from the other room* That's what I said!

Mina: *wails* Oh, my God! There's two of them!

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Kirishima: You guys are both, like, equally sad. Are you sure you're not siblings?

Sero: We're not. Though one time I saw her at a funeral for someone neither of us knew. We ended up hanging out and had a great time.

Jiro: Yeah. It was great.

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Mina: Oh, my God! There's a villain on the loose!

Kaminari: There's a villain on the loose?!

Sero: Did someone say there's a villain on the loose?!

Kirishima: Yeah!

Jiro: Where?!

Bakugo: Outside.

Sero and Jiro: *run outside*

Kirishima: nO, wAiT!!

Bakugo: fahking idiots.

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Kirishima: I'm a rock. Yeet!