Jiro: *listening to music*
Mina: KYOYAAAAAAA
Jiro: WHAT THE FAHK DO YOU WANT?!
Kaminari: Good morning, Jiro!
Kirishima: Jiro! Come downstairs! We made something!
Bakugo: Hurry the fahk up, music freak.
Jiro: What's going on..?
Sero: *nyooms into the room* HURRY UP, GUYS!
There are screams in the distance...
Jiro: What's going on?! Who's screaming?!
Mina: Hurry up! We need your help!
Jiro: *Bolts out of her room, trips while going down the stairs, somehow slides up before getting up and running back down and suddenly facepalming at the sight in front of her*
Kaminari: Do you like it?
Sero: We don't hang out with you outside of class often so we didn't know what you liked. You do like music, though. So you get to watch a performance by everyone in our class! You'll judge everyone and choose a winner at the end. And don't worry, Mineta will be watched by the squad, including a special person from our audience, OkPolar.
Jiro: Fantastic.
BakuSquad: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JIRO!!
Jiro: Can we just get this stupid thing over with?
Later...
Jiro: And the winner is... ME! BECAUSE IM THE FAHKING BEST! I AM THE FAHKING BEST AND I WIN WITHOUT COMPETING, YOU LOSERS! HAH!
Mina: *Whispers* Sero, did she get into your stash?
Sero: FOR THE LAST TIME, I DON'T DO FAHKING DRUGS! GEEZ!
Kaminari: Oh shit! That means she got into m- nothing!
Kirishima: Denki? Are you hiding something from us?
Kaminari: NOPE
Bakugo: If what I'm thinking is true, then there's a reason he acts stupid even when he doesn't short circuit.
Kaminari: *sniff* Bully...
Jiro: I'M BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU! I WILL BE NUMBER ONE! I was impersonating Bakugo.. He was literally screaming that...
Mina: He's getting in her mind..
Sero: She will succumb to the insanity soon, don't worry
Kaminari: She will be one of us...
Kirishima: Why do you guys make us seem like a cult with Baku as the demon we've summoned?
Bakugo: Why is that sentence so accurate?
Jiro: I AM THE BEST
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Sigherra: He, guys. I'm very much sleep deprived lmfaooooo it's past 07:00 and I still haven't gone to sleep xD If I go to sleep now I'll sleep through the whole day lol #QueenNoSleep anyway, HAPPY BIRTHDAY JIRO! Thanks
OkPolar for telling me about her birthday!
Jiro: Who the fahk are you?
Sigherra: The whisper in the wind thing got boring. I'm the voice in your head now! :3
Jiro: Makes sense
Sigherra: Ye! Now go play video games with the
childrets. (I spelled it like that on purpose, guys!)
Jiro: Nah. I'm gonna go listen to music.
Sigherra: But that's what you started the chapter doing! It's an endless loop of time!
Jiro: Go away
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BakuSquad Madness
HumorCOVER BY: Random701454 ⚠UPDATES ALMOST DAILY⚠ Kirishima: I thought you guys were ready! Mina: Ready to fail! ~~~~~~~~ Kaminari: So sad, Alexa, play despacito. ~~~~~~~~ Mina: So um... What you got there? Kaminari: A smoothie..? *Ostrich walking in th...
