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Kaminari: *cracks an egg on his head and a lemon falls out* What a time to be alive

Sero: WhAt ThE eVeRlOvInG fAhK!?

A/N: Are you guys cool with me saying the actual F word instead of fahk? If not I'll stick with fahk. If you are cool with it, then cool. It's just kinda annoying to keep typing fahk.

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Kirishima: One time Baku gave me a cup of milk and I didn't know if it was for me or for Mina, because she was sitting next to me.. I meant to say 'who's milk is this?' By I  must've had a stroke or something, because I said, 'Who's this?' Baku just kinda stared at me for a minute before saying, 'This is your new friend, Mr. Milk." And it was just awkwardly quiet for a minute and I have never felt more embarrassed in my life.

Jiro: Oof, bro.

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Sero: So the power went out earlier when I was asking Present Mic Sensei a question about our homework after class, and we were just awkwardly standing in the dark until I said, 'Wow, this is brighter than my future' which made Present Mic Sensei laugh so hard that he almost passed out. What's funny is that you couldn't see anything.

Mina: Sero, no...

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Kaminari: IF YOU PUT THE WORD 'VIOLENTLY' IN FRONT OF SOMETHING IT BECOMES FOUR MILLION TIMES FUNNIER

Jiro: Violently breathes

Mina: VIOLENTLY FAILS CLASSES

Sero: VIOLENTLY DIES INSIDE

Bakugo: VIOLENTLY MURDERS SEVEN CHILDREN AND DEKU

Kirishima: VIOLENTLY WORRIES ABOUT BAKU'S MENTAL HEALTH

Mina: VIOLENTLY WORRIES ABOUT SERO

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Sigherra: This whole chapter was just an excuse for author chan to ask a question, kiddos. I have a shot ton of art supplies and am suddenly in the mood to paint a BNHA character, but I don't know who. Any ideas?

Also, here's a true story. I'm being haunted by a ghost that I have named "Ghosty Chan" The ghost is a girl, by the way. And she's been haunting me since I went to Colorado for six weeks. Up until now it's just been her whispering stuff, but earlier today in one of my classes, I was sitting at my normal table group and something happened. Two of the people that sit at my table were getting computers and the other person was texting, I, on the other hand, was doodling Deku faces on my notes. Anyway, that's not important. I heard a sound and when I looked up I literally watched the four textbooks in the middle of the table slide over and almost fall off the table. The guy that was texting looked at me and asked if I moved the textbooks, to which I shook my head and he looked confused as the other people came back with the computers. I hope Ghosty Chan goes away, but I really don't care that much as long as she doesn't move anything again.

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