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⚠The following things said by Sero were used in my social experiment at school⚠

Sero: How do you undo a deep fried baby? I'm asking for a friend.

Kaminari: ...What? Eat it?! I don't know, man!

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Sero: How many beans will it take to sacrifice your soul?

Jiro: Nothing. Take the soul. It's all yours.

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Sero: Is a hotdog a sandwich?

Mina: It's a taco!

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Sero: *Screeches in the hallway while walking with the squad* Bakugo! You can't do that! You can't kidnap children!

A/N: I put Bakugo in place of one of my friends. Yes, I actually did this.

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This next part will be me using some of the things from me trolling people on Omegle. The screenshots will be provided afterward.

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You're chatting with a random stranger. Say STAND WITH HONG KONG AGAINST THE CCP!
You both like YouTube.

Hi

Hi

Father? Is that u? You've been at the store for 11 years.

no, man, i hope you find him tho, unles... jhonny?

:o Father?

jonnhy, i got stuck in traffic and the milk is now yoghurt, but do you want it?

Yes, father. BTW, someone baked mother into a crunchy bone pie.

That slut didn't deserve me anyway.

Stranger has disconnected

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Mina: I'm wheezing! The way they ended that-- I'm fucking dead!

Sero: My name will by Johnny from now on.

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Mina: Let's do another one! Let me do this! Give me your phone!

Sero: What? Ugh, fine.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say STAND WITH HONG KONG AGAINST THE CCP!

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