Onyx Eyes (A Sasuke Uchiha Story)

19: Naruto's Prank

The next morning, I found out the Hokage had died. This news shocked me. I heard it had something to do with Orochimaru. I walked out of my apartment, I was sore all over. I took a walk, my eyes down. My eyes caught the feet of someone in front of me. I looked up to meet the eyes of the screaming girl on Make Out Paradise. I realized me and Kakashi were about to run into each other.
“Whoops.” I said, backing up. He looked up.
“Oh, sorry. I wasn’t looking.” Kakashi said, rubbing the back of his head.
“It’s fine.” I said, then paused. “What happened to Sasuke?” I heard something happened to him.
“Well, he got hurt. Kabuto tried killing him, he knocked out everyone in the Chunin exam stadium, he and Naruto fought the sand siblings and Sakura joined along. Mikey was helping with Gaara.” Kakashi said.
I sweat dropped. “Do I always leave at the best parts?” I sighed.
“Oh yes, that reminds me. You and Shikamaru were the only ones to pass.” he said. My eyes widened.
“I passed?” I asked, huffing, holding my chest. I thought I didn’t. “Why?” I asked.
“That last girl you fought was a Jounin.” Kakashi said. My eyes nearly fell out of their sockets.
“Are you kidding me!?” I screamed, I was shocked. “Is that why I barely made it out alive?”
“Pretty much, she was a criminal. Hired by people.” Kakashi said, then looked down. “To target you.”
“Me?” I asked, flustered. “Why me? What did I do?”
“That’s what we’re trying to find out.” Kakashi said, then looked towards the hospital. “Sasuke’s in there. You should stop by.” he said. I nodded, then walked to the elevator. I walked in and looked at the lady at the front desk.
“Hey, uhm may I know what room Sasuke U-“
“No.” the girl said, glaring at me.
She was swatted in the back of the head by an older receptionist.
“Shut up, just let her go.” she said. “Obsessed.” she muttered under her breath, then smiled at me. “I can tell you’re not a crazy fan of his.” she said, I smiled, she gave me the room number.
I walked to his room and walked in, I saw him lying in the bed. He was out. I sat down on the chair next to his bed. I put my hands together, like the hand seal: Snake. I leant my head backwards on the wall that was behind the chair. I sighed.
“Why are you here?”
I looked up.
“Well, is it so hard to see how you were doing?” I asked, I looked over at him. “I mean, just because we’re not friends doesn’t mean we’re not on the same squad.” I shrugged.
“You just couldn’t help yourself.” Sasuke grinned. “Of course.”
I squinted my eyes at him. “What are you saying?” I asked.
“You like me.”
“Don’t flatter yourself.”
“Huh, well screw you.”
“Screw yourself because no one would screw you anyways.”
“I have fan girls.”
“Oh so you get laid by lovestruck girls instead of finding someone who wouldn’t be a cheap target? Awesome.” I rolled my eyes as the last word left my lips.
“No, I don’t. But if I wanted to get laid, I could in a heart beat.”
“Nope, they’d kill you and hang you up and stare at you.”
“SHUT UP!” someone shouted angrily. I looked up to see Naruto. He was glaring at us.
“You guys, shut up! Shut up!” he shouted.
“Go away, baka.” Sasuke said. Naruto growled, then grinned after a moment. He waltzed over.
“Naruto, what are you-“
CLICK.
I looked at the hand cuffs that tied me and Sasuke together.
“NARUTO, GET THIS OFF NOW!” I shouted at him.
“No, I will when you guys can get along.” Naruto said, then started grinning. He walked away. Oohhh, sometimes I wear I will kill that boy.
“Can you get that for me?” Sasuke asked, pointing to a box on the desk next to him. It wasn’t close enough for him to get.
“Get your ass up and get it, Uchiha.” I muttered.
“You’re sitting. And in plus, I’m still healing. Go get it.” he said.
“No.”
“Yes.”
“No.”
“Yep.”
“No way.”
“Uhhh, yeah way, baka.”
“No!”
He gave me an annoyed look, then smirked.
“What are you-AHH!” he pulled the hand cuff so I flipped over to the other side of the bed. But, I landed on top of him.
“Fuck!” he shouted, wincing.
“That’s what you get!” I scoffed, then got up. He had to lean a little so I could move to get his box. I handed it to him, then straddled him on the bed. His eyes grew wide.
“Pervert.” I said, rolling my eyes. I swung my other bed to the other side and got off. I only did that to get to the other side, it wasn’t like I could walk around the bed without dragging him with me. I wouldn’t want him to fling me, either. I sat down on the chair.
After twenty minutes, my butt started hurting.
I shifted uncomfortably, then sighed.
“Get in the bed.” Sasuke said. I raised my eyebrow at him. He scoffed. “I know your uncomfortable, just get in the bed before I change my mind.” he snapped. I got in the bed and faced him, he got off his back and faced me as well to make more room. I snuggled closer, and cuddled in the blankets. My eyes fluttered closed. A nurse walked in.
“Excuse me, visiting hours are ov-Aww, how cute.” the nurse beamed, “you may stay.” she said. She set some things down and walked out. I blushed, I couldn’t move away to hide it either.
“Awww, is Fubuki blushing?” Sasuke teased. I stuck my tongue out at him. He rolled his eyes. He moved a little, the blanket coming completely off of me. I shivered.
I felt warmth, and opened my eyes to see the blanket fully on me.
“Sasuke, it’s your blanket. You need it more than me.” I said.
“No, you do. I’m not cold.” Sasuke said. I put my head on his chest and cuddled close. He instantly froze up. I put the blanket on the both of us.
“Now we can share.” I said. I sat up and looked at him, he looked at me curiously. i shook my head.