Onyx Eyes (A Sasuke Uchiha Story)

55:Girlfriend

"Okay." Hidan agreed, nodding.
'Thank you thank you thank you!" I shouted, wrapping my arms around his neck and hugging him close. He let out a chuckle.
"Fuck, I love revenge. This will be fun. But if any of you guys fight me and I have to fight back, I have to kill. That's one of the rules I follow as a Jashinist." he explained.
"Then take off your cloak." I replied. He sighed.
"I hate that damned thing anyways. Alright." he replied. I smiled and kissed his cheek happily. "Woah there, girl." he said, he was joking though. I smiled.
"Oh, uhm if I have to, like absolutely, we have to kiss to convince him." I added, more like muttered and looked down.
"I don't give a fuck, it'll be very funny watching his reaction." Hidan replied.
"I love you." I laughed.
"I love you too, my sweet Fubuki." he said, then laughed. "Just kidding, that's what a fucking faggot would say."
I shook my head. "One of a kind, I swear." I smirked at him, then looked back at the direction of home. "I have to go back okay?" I said, he nodded.
"Mhm." he said, then walked back to base.
The day of the mission, I was pretty excited.
"What's the mission?" I asked Kakashi.
"Just receive a scroll for Tsunade." Kakashi shrugged. I nodded. We started our adventure.
When we got to our destination, Hidan walked out. He looked at me.
"Hey, sweetie." he said, then wrapped his arms around me.
"Hey sexy." I greeted back, his arm wrapped around my waist. He wasn't wearing the cloak, so he was shirtless. Which I knew added to Sasuke's jealousy list. He was jealous of him, anyways.
I saw a flicker of anger in Sasuke's eyes when I turned to look at my team.
"Everyone, this is my boyfriend, Settan." I said, I knew Hidan was holding back a laugh at his fake name.
"Oh, nice to meet you. I'm Miyu." Miyu purred, Sasuke didn't seem to care though. Hidan ignored Miyu. He walked up to me and glared at Hidan.
"Why are you fu-freaking glaring?" Hidan asked, he caught himself from cussing.
Sasuke's eyes met mine.
"Nothing's going on with him, huh? Just a friend?" he sneered.
"Well, I fell for him and he fell for me." I said.
"She is perfect." Hidan added.
"I doubt you two are together, I mean she would never be with someone like you." Sasuke growled at Hidan.
Hidan kissed me, making Sasuke shut up. When he pulled away, I looked over at Sasuke.
He grabbed Miyu and kissed her. I got pissed off.
"Okay team, let's go." Kakashi said, trying to break the tension.
"Okay." I said, then looked over at Hidan. "I'll see you later baby, I'll miss you." I said, he grinned, then left. We started walking to the scroll's location.
"Baby?" Miyu asked Sasuke.
"Shut up." he sighed, shaking his head.
"What's wrong?" she snapped, though she sounded uncaring.
"You're a bitch and I hate you." Sasuke snapped, his eyes harsh upon Miyu. She gasped and growled, looking away.
"We're over!" she hissed.
This reminded me of a song, so I chuckled. I earned a glare from the bitch. I rolled my eyes, a chuckle escaping my lips.
Well, we got the scroll and decided to go out to eat. When we went, we realized we didn't have enough money.
"Please, can you cut our bill in half? We're ninjas on an important mission." I pleaded the owner, he thought for a moment.
"My singer is out for the night, if you sing I'll make the meals free." he reasoned.
"Okay!" I agreed, I told my team what I was doing.
"I can probably sing way better than you." Miyu said, rolling her eyes. I sighed, they left to the table I picked out. I walked up to the stage, and thought of what song would be good for this moment. I saw Miyu trying to apologize to Sasuke.
The perfect song came to mind.
A grin spread across my face.
"[Chorus]
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
No, it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend
[Verse 1]
You're so fine
I want you mine
You're so delicious
I think about ya all the time
You're so addictive
Don't you know what I could do to make you feel alright?
Don't pretend I think you know I'm damn precious
And Hell Yeah
I'm the motherfucking princess
I can tell you like me too and you know I'm right
[Bridge:]
She's like so whatever
And you could do so much better
I think we should get together now
And that's what everyone's talking about!
[Chorus:]
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your girlfriend!
That's Right! No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
You know it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend
[Verse 2]
I can see the way, I see the way you look at me
And even when you look away I know you think of me
I know you talk about me all the time again and again
So come over here, tell me what I want to hear
Better yet make your girlfriend disappear
I don't want to hear you say her name ever again
(And again and again and again!)
[Bridge]
[Chorus]
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
You know it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend
In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger
Cause I can, cause I can do it better
There's no other
So when's it gonna sink in?
She's so stupid
What the hell were you thinking?!
[repeat]
[Chorus]"
When I was done singing, I had a triumphant grin on my face.

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Sorry if this one wasn't so fun, the next one will be :)