MiniSeries About Timothee Chalamet

The Comedian Part 1

Warnings - dirty jokes, big dick Tim (so regular tim, I'm gonna stop issuing a warning for this because we all know right, he's massive obviously), fighting, arguing, grabbing partner by the back of the neck, insecurity, makeup sex, ass smacking, unprotected sex

"I'm serious," I said to the laughing audience. "He was so mild mannered and and timid, I was like oh okay, maybe he hasn't gotten around much, maybe he is on the smaller side. I didn't care of course because I was crazy about him, but then he whipped it out and it nearly took off my head!"

"The head on my shoulders, not the, you know what, get your mind out of the gutter people! This is a family friendly show! Anyway about my boyfriend's massive cock,"

The crowd went wild at that. I loved the energy of being on stage. It felt like being a firework, everyone's eyes focused and lighting up because of me.

"And then had the audacity to be like, sorry I'm not that big!" I stood with an open mouth of shock as my audience laughed.

"I was like huh! It's good the movie was called little Women, because there was nothing little about Laurie, The sand worms in Dune were actually a replica of his cock, made into a fearsome creature, He's not got a Willy, he's got that WONKA, don't look up, my boyfriends massive cock might slap you in the face!"

"He thought the average was seven inches, let me say that again, SEVEN. I set him straight right away. I told him it was nine," I smirked. Gasps and laughter from the crowd.

"No, no, I'm kidding. I don't need to do any power or control dynamics with him because he's honestly the sweetest guy in the whole world. I think God is finally getting it together you know? He's been reading up on feminism and he's like ohhhhh, I'm supposed to give the big dicks to the nice guys. Because before, I feel like maybe it was the other way around. Us women were like yeah he's a cocky asshole, but he's that way for a reason, have you seen his dick? Like Gaston from beauty and the beast, you know he's big, but he doesn't give a fuck about any woman's pleasure, why did he get blessed. Now it's like, they're shy, self conscious, and nervous, they are definitely PACKING!"

"Good night everyone!

I ran back stage to find a shocked looking Timothée. I was a comedian, and this was the first time He'd been able to come to one of my sets. I guess he hadn't realized how honest I was with my audience.

"The car is waiting," he said plainly, no compliments or hugs. He was quiet in the car. We both were. I felt hurt.

"A loooot of dick jokes tonight," he finally said.

"Yeah, well, you know I'm a sexual personal," I shrugged.

"And I'm a celebrity actor, this is going to go so viral," he said, head in his hands.

"Oh no, God forbid people know you're a good lay," I rolled my eyes.

"It's just too insane. I currently have one picture on my Instagram, and I haven't tweeted in months, but now everyone knows the size of my cock!" He spat.

"You do that to drive up success for your projects, and your last tweet was fucking 'boner bone' but I can't make sex jokes. It's because I'm a woman isn't it?"

"What no! You know I don't care about that. It's because I try to keep private, but everyone knows we're dating and who you're talking about."

"Well I think I did you a favor," I snapped as the car halted. "Now when you break up with me, you'll have a line of women waiting for you."

I slammed the door before he could respond and I flounced to our house. He was behind me soon. I felt him grab me by the back of the neck. He spun me, shoving me up against the wall and making out with me harshly.

"I'm sorry," he said as his hands roughly kneaded my breasts. "I wasn't actually mad."

"You weren't?" I asked, and pulled his face back so I could focus on him.

"No, I was transferring my anger," he said sheepishly.

"From what?" I asked curiously.

"How fucking horny it made me," he whispered in my ear.

"Oh," I shuddered. He pressed his massive, hard, lust to my clothed cunt.

"I was mad because I have nothing like that going for me. I may have a big cock, but you're funny, witty, charming, and you make hundreds, no thousands laugh."

"Baby, you're Timothée Chalamet! You've done so many amazing things. Not only that'd but I find it incredibly sexy when you act," I told him as I removed my minidress.

"Y-you do?" He asked in surprise, but his hands instantly found my breasts, it was automatic for him.

"Yeah, you get all passionate and worked up and it makes me want to secretly to be in every scene, sucking your cock," I told him.

"Ohhh, fuck," he moaned, and he was taking my bra and underwear off. He was undressing himself too.

"E-even when Laurie is telling Jo he loves her? You always cry at that part," he stuttered, pulling off his boxers.

"Yeah my face gets wet, but you know what else does? My pussy, because it's so hot that you can make me feel so much emotion with your abilities," I told him.

"Fuck me, what position do you want me in?"

"We haven't done reverse cowgirl in a while," I said, caressing his nipples. He got down onto the floor instantly. I turned around, and guided him inside me.

"Ride me baby," he groaned.

"Not gonna break up with me now huh?" I asked.

"N-never, too addicted to your, aahhh fuck," he gasped as he rutted up into my warm, wet, cunt.

"You feel so good every time. I know even if you had a micro penis you'd make me so horny all the time. It's just who you are, my fucking sexy ass boyfriend, holy shit," I moaned as I slammed down on him.

"I won't last long if you praise me that way, I'm already desperate from the show," he whimpered.

"Let me get you there," I said gently. I rode him hard, his little noises making me so wet that we squelched together. My breasts bounced as I rode. I felt him smack my ass.

"Harder," I demanded. He moaned and slapped it harder before grabbing handfuls of my skin.

"I'm gonna-" he whimpered. He shot ropes of cum into me while he whined. He pulled me back roughly, his cock sliding out of me. I laid back on him as his finger fondled my clit.

"Come for me Mon Amor," he begged. I came as he asked, writhing on him.

"I love you," he said into my hair.