Recovery

Because She's Not Mine To Love Anymore

A few tips and tricks to whom she loves next:

1) She likes to eat her cereal out of the green bowl. Pour more milk than cereal.

2) If you're bringing her a drink from the kitchen, put it on her right side. She'll end up moving it if its on the left.

3) Chips and a blue slushie

4) When you're playing with her hair, focus on the underneath. Right above the start of her neck. Don't forget behind her ears.

5) Don't skip the song if its Pink Floyd or The Beatles

6) She falls asleep to classical music or Bob's Burgers

7) She can't sleep right without her blanket. If she sleeps without it, find it and put it over her face but not her nose.

8) She will never fail to say hi to puppies.

9) When she says she wants to go to the mall, she really means she wants to go to the vans store for 2 hours.

10) She can't stand white shoes, light blue jeans, and wet paper towels.

11) When she's in the shower and there's no towel on the floor, put one there because she hates the feeling of wet floors.

12) The dog will always come first.

13) When she grills steak, tell her how good it is. It'll make her smile.

14) When she's angry she will go in her room and play guitar. Don't interrupt, just listen.

15) She is always hungry for french fries.

16) If you hurt her I swear I will make you regret it. If you're not okay with me being her best friend she will have no problem letting you go. She's the sunshine in my life, don't make it rain.