atsushi oneshot 4

fun//atsushi & his cat army//

-fluff

-au-atsushi has a cat army

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Short(777)
Not canon reaction
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Third person pov

No one knows about it but atsushi has a cat army, he the leader of cats, he can talk to them. The cats love their leader, they would do anything for their leader and of course atsushi give them love and treats. Atsushi decided to be a little shit for a while, he wanted chaos and drama so he has his cat army spy on many people, which includes the agency members and port mafia members, just to get information. He can communicate to the cats so it's a perfect way to get information and no one would guess that, cats are smart animals and they listen.

Atsushi was waiting, atsushi already did his work but he was waiting for someone to arrive and soon one of his cats finally arrived. Atsushi just smiled as he stare at the cat, the cat was meowing, to the other it was just meowing but to atsushi, it was talking, atsushi just smirked as the cat suddenly jumped on atsushi shoulder. "Kunikida is gay!" Atsushi said as he walked out of the agency building, no one knew about kunikida being gay, they assume, he was straight but they were wrong. The other were now asking kunikida many questions and atsushi was just happy. "Good job." Atsushi softly said as he pet the cat, the cat was just purring.

Atsushi learned a lot, he knew a lot and he could use it as blackmail and he was going too. "I'll tell chuuya about the fanfics, that you made of him with you." Atsushi suddenly whispered as he stare at dazai, dazai just looked surprised, his own student was blackmail him, he didn't like that but he couldn't do anything. So dazai looked away, dazai was actually going to do his work because of atsushi. Atsushi just smiled, there was a cat in his lap and he was petting it. The agency looked member look shocked and now they were starting to question things.

"you're such an idiot!" Akutagawa said as he walked away, they were on a mission and they always fight about something. "That make me sad." Atsushi suddenly said as he turned around, there were two cats, one jumped on atsushi shoulder, while the other followed akutagawa. Atsushi cat army was very protective of their leader and their leader was sad so they had a plan on making their leader happy. "Hehe, so adorable." Atsushi softly said as he hold a cat, the cat just meow, the agency was used to atsushi having a cat in his arm or shoulder so it wasn't unusual and cats were allowed in the agency because of the president. The agency member were just staring at atsushi as a another cat around towards atsushi but it something in it mouth. It was akutagawa hair, the cat basically attacked akutagawa and took some his hair.

"Holy shit..those aren't normal cats." Tanizaki said, ranpo just looked away, he knew everything but he wasn't going to say anything but atsushi cat army will go after him. Atsushi just giggled and laughed as he hold the akutagawa hair, the cat was now on atsushi. The agency just didn't question it, they didn't asked at all but they did wonder about it a lot. Atsushi was just happy though and that's all the cats care about, is their leader being happy.

For quite a while, everyone wondered how atsushi knew things and soon ranpo has no choice but to say it. "He get it from the cats! He can talk to them!" Ranpo said, everyone looks confused, they honestly didn't believe it until atsushi just giggled. "Looked like I couldn't keep it a secret forever." Atsushi softly said as he pet a cat, there were a couple cats surrounding him and that's when the agency believed it and now they were terrified. "What..have you always been able to talk with cats?" Kyouka softly asked, atsushi just nodded, atsushi has always been able too but he didn't find out until he got kick out of the orphanage.

"there's many cats it's basically a army and atsushi is the leader." Ranpo said as he slowly hide behind kunikida, atsushi just smile, it was a innocent smile but they knew now atsushi wasn't innocent.

In the end, ranpo didn't get attached and sometimes the agency ask atsushi cat arny for help but they never make atsushi sad or angry because the cats will come after them and they will bite, take your hair or anything else.

(😭i hate this, it so bad)