Part 1

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Group Messaging

You: hello fuckers

Luke: rude af

Calum: but (Y/N) isn't wrong. we are fuckers

Luke: yeah but it's still rude af

Michael: why am I included in this

You: bc

You: you

You: just

You: are

You: deal

You: with

You: it

Ashton: #preach

Michael: damn #nochill

Luke: #bro

You: #hella

Calum: #whyiseveryonehashtagging

You: #bcwearecoolerthanyoucalum

Calum: #dammit

Luke: #guysireallyneedtoshit

You: #TOOMUCHINFOLUKE

Ashton: ...well, why don't ya

Luke: bc Michael's in the bathroom :(

Luke: hurry up slow ass

Michael: fuck off or I'll shit on your face

Calum: #shitonmyfacemichael

You: the fam should make that a trend on Twitter

Ashton: oh gosh, I'll die of happiness

Michael: I'll start

Michael: there, tweeted it

Calum: I'm a genius

Luke: goddammit Michael hURRY UP OR IM GONNA SHIT MY PANTS

You: IM CRYING

Calum: #lukeisgonnashithispants

Michael: I'll tweet that too

Luke: DAMMIT

You: muke af

Ashton: yasss

Michael: I'm done lucifer, damn

Luke: finally!

Calum: this is why we don't have many friends besides each other

You: you guys are my only friends

You: aND HALF THE TIME YOU'RE MILES AWAY

Calum: soz

Luke: it smells like shit in here!

Michael: that's because I took a shit before you went in dumbfuck

Luke: im tired of ur bs michael

Michael: aww, I don't give a fuck

You: #mukeaf

Ashton: gUYS GUYS

Ashton: #shitonmyfacemichael IS ACTUALLY TRENDING THID IS A DREAM COME TRUE

Ashton: THIS IS THE REASON I LIVE

Ashton: THE REASON I JOINED THIS BAND

Ashton: IM BREATHING IN THIS TREND

You: OHMYGOD VHGKHCDGNJY

You: #lukeisgonnashithispants IS TRENDING TOO I

Ashton: YAS

Luke: minor error

Luke: I shat in the toilet instead

Calum: #lukeshatinthetoiletinstead

Michael: tweeted it

Luke: I hate this band

You: God I swear we're all high

You: I'm crying I can't rn

You: what's wrong with us

Ashton: #wearethecoolkidsthatswhy

Calum: ASHTON HASHTAGGING IS MY THING FUCK OFF

Calum: #wearethecoolkidsthatswhy

Ashton: well damn

Michael: ALL THE HASHTAGS WE MADE IN THIS CONVO IS TRENDING

Michael: THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER

Luke: not for me

Michael: no one cares Luke

Luke: aw

You: GUYS I JUST HAD THE BEST IDEA EVER

You: YOU SHOULD MAKE A SECOND MUSIC VIDEO FOR AMNESIA AND PUT THIS ENTIRE CONVERSATION IN IT

Calum: YES OH MY GOD

Michael: YES PRAISE YOU

Ashton: YAY

Luke: no

You: ur a buzzkill lucifer

Luke: why does everyone keep calling me lucifer

Luke: it's just Luke

You: you're demonic, that's why.

Luke: thanks

Calum: #itsjustluke

Michael: I tweeted two minutes ago and it started trending I shit you not

You: #lukewantstowakeupwithamnesia

Luke: I can't take this anymore

Luke: I'm leaving

Calum: not before you make a hashtag lazy shit

Calum: we all participated

Calum: except u Lucas

Luke: #MYNAMEISJUSTLUKE

Luke: bye, I'm going to sleep

Calum: thank you

Michael: I'm leaving too, I'm gonna draw a mustache on Luke while he sleeps

Michael: #mukeaf

Ashton: it's been a lovely day with all these trends

Ashton: but I must go too

Ashton: family vacation tomorrow :D

Ashton: bye cutie <3

You: byeeee <3

You: and then there was two

Calum: #andthentherewasone

Calum: #calumisleavingtoo

You: u broke my heart

Calum: soz

Calum: but I'm sleepy

Calum: bye babe :D

You: bye xD

You: love you guys <3

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first part of this... hope you guys like it :) imagine if all these hashtags actually trended...

QOTC: what was your favorite hashtag in this part?

my answer: #mukeaf hehe

love you xx

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