Texting Calum
Calum: a little birdie told me something peculiar
You: well, what did this "little birdie" say?
Calum: he said something about you
You: oh really? he?
Calum: fuck I wasn't suppose to reveal the gender
Calum: forget I said that
You: I can't forget it, we're texting remember
Calum: shit
You: what did this little birdie say about me, Calum?
Calum: it wasn't bad I swear
You: tell me
Calum: I can't
You: JUST DO IT
Calum: fine! I've been told that you have a crush on me!
You: ...
Calum: (Y/N)?
You: ...
Calum: is it true?
You: haha
You: that's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard
You: can you tell me this little birdie's address so I can have a little chats with him?
Calum: so you don't have a crush on me?
You: no...
Calum: well I'm disappointed
You: why?
Calum: idk maybe bc those feelings could've been reciprocated back but if you don't like me then...
You: WAIT
You: I LIED
You: I DO HAVE FEELINGS FOR YOU CALUM
Calum: I KNEW IT
You: WAIT W H A T
Calum: that was reverse psychology you just witnessed, baby.
You: oh...
You: so the little birdie doesn't exist?
Calum: oh he exists. It was Luke
You: that goddamn penguin can't keep a fucking secret
You: hold on...
You: you don't like me back? you only said it to get me to admit my feelings for you?
Calum: what
You: it's true...
You: :(
You: why'd you have to fuck with my feelings like that? I should have never told Luke, it was better off when you didn't know. but now you know and now I'm left broken hearted bc I just ruined my friendship with you... how could it ever get back to the way it was when you know I like you more than a friend? how can we ever get back to cuddling with blink-182 playing in the background? how can we ever get back to the way you'd press gentle sweet kisses on the back of my neck as I fall asleep in your arms? how can we get back to the way you'd hold me tight and tell me things were going to alright bc I had whenever I felt like I was losing the world? when we played fifa at three in the morning with me sitting in your lap - how could we get back to that? It won't ever be normal bc you made me fall in love with you Calum Hood, so fuck you. Fuck you for making me love you so damn much.
Calum: (Y/N)...
You: what? you're going to tell me you don't feel the same way? I already know that, spare me the pain.
Calum: but I do.
Calum: I feel exactly the same way
You: do I have to do ANOTHER mini monologue again?
You: stop fucking around with my feelings
Calum: I swear I'm not
Calum: dammit (Y/N) it'd be a lot easier for you to believe me if I was there in person
You: what would you if you were here, right next to me?
Calum: I'd kiss you.
You: Calum...
Calum: we've been best friends for years (Y/N) but I only see myself marrying you and only you in the future... And I've felt that way for a very long time, probably since we were fifteen.
You: you... you really like me?
Calum: there's a difference between liking someone and being in love with someone, (Y/N).
Calum: and I feel the latter.
You: omf
You: this worked out... not how I imagine, but it did play in my favor
Calum: my favor too
Calum: so I guess there's no need for you to bash Luke's brains out?
You: I guess not...
Calum: good. 'Cause I kinda made him confront you to see if you have feelings for him...
You: really? poor Luke, always having to be the wingman
Calum: yeah
Calum: anyway
Calum: I'm in love with you
You: so what are you gonna do about it? (I'm in love with you too)
Calum: *cue cliché movie scene music* I'm going to ask you to join us on tour, and as soon as I see you in the airport I'll run over to kiss your lips, maybe I'll hesitate before and look you in the eyes, and you'll say
You: JUST DO IT
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I started school and it's a pain in the ass
literally the entire building is fucking hot as hell and I'm prone to fainting when it gets too hot... tf this system wants me to die
QOTC: if you listen to Halsey, what's your favorite song from BADLANDS?
my answer: Young God
love you to the moon and back xx
