Texting Ashton
Ash: helloooo x
You: hi daddy
Ash: it's only been 5 seconds and you've already destroyed this conversation
You: 5 seconds... of summer?
Ash: bye
You: nO WAIT DONT GO
You: IM SO SORRY
Ash: it's ok, I forgive you :D
Ash: you're too cute
You: yayyyyy
Ash: so how are you my bundle of joy?
You: not well
Ash: aw what's wrong?
You: I have a massive hangover
You: :/
Ash: awww
Ash: then why did you drink so much?
You: not that kind of hangover Ashton
Ash: ?????
You: it's an 'eating too much pizza and nutella' hangover
Ash: oh... okay
You: shit
You: I just puked
Ash: too much info babe
You: I'll clean it up later
Ash: ewwww
You: unless you wanna fly down over here and clean it up for me? :)
Ash: no
You: wHY NOT YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO BE MY BOYFRIEND
Ash: YEAH BUT I DONT WANNA TOUCH YOUR PUKE
You: I would do the same for you :(
Ash: no you wouldn't, you'd clean it just to put it in a baggie and sell it on eBay
You: well it's not my fault people would actually buy you're puke
Ash: how much would you sell it for?
You: it depends on who wants to buy it, and where their from. maybe $900
Ash: wow my puke is worth $900
Ash: what a moment
Ash: I feel special
Ash: you should raise the price to $2000
You: you know me too well
Ash: I do <3
Ash: Oh my god Calum just walked in asked what I was doing
Ash: I said I was texting you and asked what about
Ash: I told him that we were talking about how much my puke would be worth if you sold it on eBay
Ash: NOW HE'S DISGUSTED
You: if he throws up put it in a baggie
Ash: and sell it on eBay, I know I know
You: :)
You: how much would Calum's puke be worth?
Ash: well hdsxmyyg carfea$cdswsf
Ash: hey (Y/N) yeah can you not talk about my puke or puke in general pls thx -Calum
You:OHMYGOD
Ash: Calum stole my fucking phone
Ash: sorry
You: maybe we should get off of that topic lol
Ash: yeah lol
You: I ended up cleaning my puke
Ash: I tHOUGHT WE WERE GOING ON ANOTHER TOPIC
You: I WAS JUST SAYING
You: ooh wait song reference
You: also - how much would my puke cost
Ash: $0
You: ....
Ash: I'm kidding babe
You: ....
Ash: love?
You: ....
Ash: I'm sorry, I love you xx
You: Read at 11:06 am
Ash: fuck fuck fuck
Ash: I'm so sorry
Ash: it's worth $10000000 whatever you want
Ash: I love you
You: Ashton.
Ash: yeah?
You: I was just teasing :D
Ash: not funny...
You: I wasn't really mad, I know I'm not worth shit
Ash: oh but baby, you're worth everything.
Ash: you're greater than everything, and I'm so lucky I have you
Ash: please don't leave me
You: Ashton, I would have to be stupid to leave you
You: I love you <3
Ash: I love you moreeeee
You: no I love you more
Ash: no I love you more
You: no I love you more
Ash: no I love you more
You: no I love you more
Ash: no I love you more
You: no I love you more
Ash: no I lowrfxddyiiv n
Ash: shut up. you guys are making me sick. -Calum
Ash: hE STOLE MY PHONE AGAIN
Ash: HE'S READING OUR TEXTS OVER MY SHOULDER
You: awwww
Ash: we have sound check now. I gotta go babe :(
You: it's okay. have fun, I love you :)
Ash: I love you too (Y/N) xx
You: byeeee x
Ash: bye :)
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hope you all like it :D
QOTC: what is your favorite 5SOS song ever?
my answer: The Only Reason. I adore slow and deep songs, and it's so perfect omg
love you xx
