^ the most decent selfies I ever took tbh
soz
double soz for all the sad preference. pls don't murder me
Group Messaging
Michael: hola buenos dias bitchachos
Luke: omg michael I didn't know you knew French
Michael: ...
Michael: that's fuckin spanish Luke
Luke: oh
Calum: I love the sight of muke in the morning
You: same calum, same
Michael: stop shipping us
You: I'll stop shipping you when you start dating each other
You: and even then I'd still ship you
Michael: -_-
Luke: he's salty af bc he can't handle all this *flips hair*
Michael: oh sureeeeee you're definitely right lucas so on point
Calum: wait where's Ashton
You: YO IRWIN PARTICIPATE
Ashton: oh, no thanks
You: why not :0
Ashton: bc y'all are stupid
You: *woody's voice from suite life on deck* hurtful
Luke: omf that show was my childhood
You: *thinks of Luke as a childhood* *starts crying*
Calum: sometimes I forget you used to be a 5sos fan when we met you
You: "used to be"
Ashton: oh my god
Calum: what???? did you suddenly become blinded by something horrendous?
Ashton: no, Michael's walking around without underwear
Calum: dammit. my prank didn't work
Ashton: what prank?
Calum: ...
Calum: oh look at the time, Calum Time is just about to start
Calum: Gotta blast
Ashton: what's "Calum time" ?
You: lol
Michael: I think you know man
Ashton: what
Ashton: ...Oh. OH.
Luke: lol I don't get the joke
Michael: don't tell him
Luke: :-( but I wanna know
You: maintain your innocence lukey
Luke: what do you mean by innocence
Luke: oh wait shit
Luke: is "calum time" when Calum goes in the bathroom and
Ashton: IMMA STOP YOU RIGHT THERE LUKE BEFORE THINGS GET TOO OUT OF HAND
You: *sneaks into your tourbus*
You: *hugs you from behind*
You: *whispers seductively in your ear*
You: ...
