Texting Ashton
You: HELP ME
Ashton: what is it now
You: THIS SCHOOL IS SUFFOCATING ME
Ashton: tell me something I don't know
You: okay you can shut your sarcastic mouth selena gomez this is serious
Ashton: just pay attention
Ashton: instead of, ya know, going on your phone
You: but Ashton
You: I'm in a class where none of my friends are in
You: I have no one except you
Ashton: aw :) you have the teacher
You: -_- the teacher hates me
Ashton: I don't blame 'em
You: -_-
You: I really hate this class though, it makes me feel stupid
Ashton: babe, you're not stupid
Ashton: you just gotta
Ashton: B E L I E V E I N Y O U R S E L F
You: you can shove that "believe in yourself" bs up ur ass bc it doesn't work
You: there's a believe in yourself poster on the wall besides the teacher's desk and it makes me want to jump out the window for freedom
Ashton: you're mean when you're in school :(
You: EXACTLY
You: YOU NEED TO FREE ME FROM THIS HELL BEFORE I TURN INTO SATAN FROM HIMSELF
Ashton: "before"
Ashton: lol you've already turned into him
You: -_-
Ashton: for every -_- you text me, you owe me a dollar now
You: -_-
Ashton: $1
You: DAMMIT
You: JUST SAVE ME ASHTON
You: LIKE IN YOUR SONG UNPREDICTABLE
You: "let me be the one to save you"
You: don't you wanna be the one who saves me??
Ashton: no
You: -_-
Ashton: $2
You: you don't love me anymore
Ashton: that cannot be any farther from the truth baby
Ashton: if I pick you up while you're supposed to be in school, your parents will kill me
You: who cares
Ashton: I CARE. I KINDA LIKE BREATHING YOU KNOW
You: school is hurting my mental health :( please
Ashton: fine, but I have a haircut scheduled in ten minutes so it has to be after
You: yay!
You: wait
You: yOu'Re GeTtInG a HaIrCuT
Ashton: yes
You: R.I.P. Long hair don't care
You: R.I.P. man bun
Ashton: why are you more emotional over the "death" of my hair rather than the thought of me dying
You: idk
Ashton: cool
...
You: why did you drive me to the middle of the woods
You: and why aren't you talking to me
You: OH MY GOD YOURE GOING TO MURDER ME
You: IM SO SORRY FOR MAKING YOU PICK ME UP FROM SCHOOL
You: PLEASE DONT HURT ME
Ashton: (Y/N) what the hell
Ashton: I'm not gonna kill you ;)
You: that winky face speaks otherwise
Ashton: I drove you out here bc it's a serene place and like you said before, your mental health was hurting
Ashton: I go here whenever I need to calm down, so I took you here too
You: aw, you're so sweet Irwie
Ashton: don't call me Irwie
You: okay Irwie :)
Ashton: maybe I will murder you
You: -_-
Ashton: $3
You: WHY ARE YOU STILL KEEPING COUNT
Ashton: because it's funny
You: -_-
Ashton: $4
You: your hair looks nice, btw
Ashton: thanks
You: can I... can I touch it?
Ashton: uhh... sure?
You: hmm
You: your hair feels so soft
You: I could tell you're enjoying me rubbing my hair through your newly short glorious hair
Ashton: wait wait
Ashton: don't stop
Ashton: it feels nice
You: $4 pls
Ashton: I picked you up from school
You: that's fair
You: well we're in the middle of the woods, what are we gonna do?
Ashton: you can keep massaging my hair
You: or we can make out ;)
Ashton: sure
You: I was... I was kidding...
Ashton: oh
Ashton: I think your main purpose in our friendship is to embarrass me in the wrong moments
You: that's right :)
Ashton: -_-
You: $1
You: I GOT YOU, I FINALLY GOT YOU
Ashton: yeah, you got me.
You: you know I love you ash
Ashton: I love you too, (Y/N)
Ashton: more than you can imagine.
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ashton cut his hair
aShToN cUt HiS hAiR
ASHTON CUT HIS H A I R
ASHTON CUT HIS HAIR
R.I.P. Isabella bc of Ashton's beauty. His haircut killed me bc it's like we're back in 2013
that is all
QOTC: if you've been to a ROWYSO concert, which one have you been to?
my answer: NONE, BC MY PARENTS DIDNT ALLOW ME SINCE I DONT HAVE FRIENDS WHO WOULD WANT TO GO WITH ME
I NEED A FRIEND NOW WHO LOVES 5SOS FOR THE NEXT CONCERT WHERE I LIVE BC SOUNDS GOOD FEELS GOOD IS GOING TO BE LIT AND I HAVE TO HEAR IT LIVE
sorry
love you to the moon and back xx
