Texting Luke
You: LUKE
Luke: oh god it's you again
Luke: what do you want now
You: meanie
Luke: ;)
Luke: sorry sorry
Luke: what's do you want baby ?
You: GET A SNAPCHAT
Luke: urghhhhhhhhhhhhh
Luke: why
You: JUST DO IT
You: (that wasn't a reference to the meme or anything btw)
Luke: do you know what happened the last time one of the 5sos boys handled snapchat?
You: I am aware
You: GET A SNAPCHAT
Luke: fine brb
You: my snapchat is [insert snapchat name] sO ADD ME
Luke: yeah yeah whatever
You: DID YOU ADD ME
Luke: yep
You: LOOK AT MY STORY
Luke: k
Luke: WTF THATS SO SCARY
Luke: WHY DID SNAPCHAT ADD IN THOS FACE EFFECTS
Luke: ESPECIALLY THE MONSTER ONE
Luke: FYVIDEUITY I PISSED MYSELF
Luke: HOW DARE YOU
You: this is the highlight of my life
Luke: I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK
Luke: WHAT KIND OF FRIEND ARE YOU
You: the best one xx
Luke: goddamn
You: you done having a heart attack?
Luke: yes
You: I have something important to say
You: DCBFZEBPGCRVIBGNIOV
Luke: wow that was brilliant I applaud
You: Y OU GUYS ARE RELEASING A NEW SONG
Luke: how do our conversations always come down to fangirling over my band?
You: MONEY IS THE TRACK
You: ITS ALSO SOMETHING I DONT HAVE I CRY
Luke: well you're my friend, so you get the song for free :)
You: I LOVE YOU. REALLY?
Luke: no lol
You: fuck you
Luke: maybe later
You: LUCIFER
You: DONT PLAY WITH MY HEART LIKE THAR YOU ASSHOLE
You: *says every single luke girl ever*
Luke: YOU'D BE GETTING THE SONG IF YOU PREORDERED OUR ALBUM
You: like I said before
You: the mONEY I HAVE IS LIMITED
Luke: lol
You: don't "lol" me
Luke: I'm lol-ing @ ur life
You: T-T
You: I'm crying why do you hate me
Luke: oh I don't know...
Luke: MAYBE ITS BECAUSE YOU SCARED THE FUCK OUT OF ME FROM YOUR SNAPCHAT AFFECTED FACE YOU DEVIL
You: man you're such a complainer
You: I sure do feel bad for your future spouse
Luke: so you're going to feel bad for yourself?
You: what
Luke: what
You: what
Luke: what
You: what
Luke: what
You: what
Luke: what
You: are you implying that someday we're going to get married
Luke: oh look at the time, I have to go get my cat from friend
You: you don't have a cat
Luke: yes I do.. her name is (Y/N)
You: why are you lyingggg
Luke: HEY U KNOW WHAT SOUNDS FUN
Luke: THE BEACH
Luke: WE SHOULD GO TO THE BEACH SOMETIME NEXT WEEK
You: are you asking me out?
Luke: yeah
Luke: WAIT NO
Luke: YOURE MY FRIEND
Luke: God (Y/N) stop flirting with me
You: ur the one who's doin the flirting buddy
Luke: is it hot in here or is it just me
You: am I making you nervous?
Luke: yeah, but not the "I'm completely in love with you" nervous
Luke: it's the "I think you're going to murder me" nervous
You: :-)
Luke: sTOP IT WITH THE FLIRTING
You: all I did was send you a :-)
Luke: I DO NOT HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU
You: I... I didn't mention you having a crush on me...
Luke: ITS NOT LIKE EVERY LOVE SONG IVE EVER WRITTEN IS SECRETLY ABOUT YOU
You: W H A T
Luke: STOP PATRONIZING ME
You: this conversation is amusing me so much I
Luke: I ! AM ! NOT ! IN ! LOVE ! WITH ! YOU!
Luke: HGZUBIH Y NO. HTSRUKOFWBOOBI
Luke: he's totally completely in love with you, (Y/N). idk when he'll stop denying it though ;) - Calum
--------------------------------------
THEYRE GOING TO BE RELEASING THE SONG WHILE IM ASLEEP AND THEYVE DONE ALL THE PROMO WHILE I WAS IN SCHOOL I WANT TO EXPLODE
QOTC: do you have a crush?
my answer: other than band members/celebrities? no. bc 95% of the people at my school is homophobic and it's a #1 turn off for me. I prefer to have my bands and Internet friends :)
love you to the moon and back xx
