Texting Calum
You: hey, Calum?
Calum: yeah, babe?
You: I have a very serious and important psychological question for you.
Calum: ask away, my love. <3
You: why don't you ever send me nudes
Calum: ...
Calum: ...
Calum: ...
You: Calum?
Calum: sorry, I think I was triggered by my past. What did you want?
You: for you to send me nudes
Calum: yeah, um, no thx
You: why?
You: we've been dating for so long and you've been away for so long, I thought it would be fun
You: do you not trust me?
Calum: of course I trust you, love.
Calum: it's the scoundrels of the internet and their hacking ways I don't trust.
You: what are you talking about?
You: oh.
You: OH
Calum: yeah, so I made a promise to never to conform myself to such a devilish act. It's too risky
You: didn't you make that very same promise to snapchat
Calum: please. Never mention snapchat to me ever
You: ok ok
You: I understand bby
You: ily
Calum: I love you too
Calum: so...
Calum: um
Calum: why haven't you sent me nudes?
You: oh me?
You: well you never asked
Calum: send nudes
You: well that was rude
Calum: *send nudes please
You: lol
You: nah
Calum: ???
You: well you made a very convincing point about nude sending and all
Calum: but you have a beautiful body
You: I know that honey :) that's why I've got a mirror
Calum: I love you but sometimes you frustrate me
You: what can I say
You: I'm smoother than peanut butter
Calum: ...can that be my new tattoo
You: that depends
You: where would you get it?
Calum: my ass
You: will you take a pic & send it to me?
Calum: yep ;)
You: well then I'd have to block you :/
Calum: wait why?!
You: because you'd breaking your own vow :/ I don't play w/ vow breakers
Calum: what has this convo even turned into wtf
You: maybe Luke would send me a pic
Luke: where am i
You: hi lukey!!
Luke: oh I'm in hell
Luke: ok
Calum: you brought Luke into this, (Y/N)?!
You: Luke send me a pic
Luke: *image attached*
You: Luke that's your dog
Luke: oh u right
Luke: *image attached*
You: Luke that's your mum
Luke: well what do you want with me?
You: SEND NUDES
Luke: TO MY MUM?!?! WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU (Y/N)
You: ok I'm done
You: you can leave now
Luke: thank the lord
Calum: he's so innocent :)
You: yeah you've obviously never rubbed off on him
Calum: what's that suppose to mean :(
You: it means that I love you
Calum: aw :)
Calum: ok, I'll send ONE pic
Calum: *image attached*
You: wow ur so big daddy ;)
Calum: (Y/N)
Calum: thats my finger
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idk don't ask me
my !! birthday !! is !! next !! week !! I'll !! be !! 17 !! wtf !!
also I took my SATs a few weeks ago and wanted to cry bc I had to wake up at six in the morning why are they so evil
the test itself wasn't so bad bUT THE ESSAY WAS BORING (and the math pained me)
QOTC: fave movies?
my answer: pretty in pink, the breakfast club, sixteen candles, 27 dresses, 50 first dates, etc.
love you to the moon and back xx
ps. if you like Harry Potter, pls go check out my fanfic VOLDEMORTAL pls!! :)
pss. if you like Harry Potter AND you ship Larry pls go read my fanfic Gryffinpuff !! <3
#thatselfpromo
