(p.s. I'm putting they/them along with she/he her/him bc I realized I was leaving out people who prefer those pronouns! sorry! anyway, enjoy loves <3)
Group Messaging
You: can I come to Bali with you
Ashton: don't you have school?
You: *scoffs*
You: who in the world would choose school over vacation with their four best friends
Luke: ...anyone who wants to succeed in life
You: YOU DONT NEED SCHOOL TO SUCCEED
Calum: considering the amount of grammatical errors put together by this band, you kinda do
Luke: what grammatical errors? your crazy, I perfectly grammatical
You: *you're
You: and that, my friends, is what we call "irony" today.
Michael: but you really don't need school to succeed. all you need... *wipes tear from eye* is a passion
You: it's quite shitty how our brains are defined by numbers
Calum: #truth
Ashton: if you're trying to hashtag everything that everyone says again Calum, let me stop you right now and shove those hashtags up your ass
Calum: maybe I WANT them shoved up my ass
You: time to kinkshame
Luke: wHAT
Luke: WHATS KINKSHAME (Y/N)??
You: hmm
You: it's hard to explain, so let's try it this way
You: do you like doing kinky shit during sex?
Luke: maybe
You: kinkshame
Michael: this is getting awkward I don't wANNA TALK ABOUT LUKE'S SEX LIFE
Ashton: me neither
Calum: let's talk about something more important, then.
Calum: me!
Michael: no
Ashton: no
Luke: no
You: yes
You: ...I have a Calum fetish. don't judge me
Calum: KINKSHAME
You: ok so if I can't go on vacation with y'all can you pay my way to a concert of yours for sounds live feels live? help a friend out
Ashton: you're on the your own, pal
Michael: Ashton is heartless
Michael: well, I am too
Michael: but at least I LOVE (Y/N)
Ashton: hey! I love (Y/N) too!
Michael: well I love (her/him/them) more!
Ashton: not fucking possible
You: holy mother of hot sauce
Michael: at least I'd never kick (Y/N) to the curb when (she/he/they) need us most!
Ashton: what about that time you left (her/him/them) in the rain?!
Michael: ONE TIME. ONE FUCKING TIME AND YOU'RE SUDDENLY A MONSTER
Luke: guys, guys
Luke: it's all obvious that I, Luke Robert Hemmings, love (Y/N) (Y/L/N) the most.
Michael: sHUT UP LUKE
Ashton: yeah shush!!
Calum: #thisisgettingoutofcontrol
Calum: #letshideinthebasement
Luke: I hate it when Mashton fight
Luke: what's your intake on this (Y/N)?
You: hey mom
You: hey dad
You: when did this end?
You: when did you lose your happiness?
You: I'm here alone inside of this broken home
You: who's right, who's wrong? who really cares?
You: the fault the blame the pain's still there
You: I'm here alone inside of this broken home
Luke: DGXFJOFSJLCZFNJDRH
Luke: I SHOULDNT BE LAUGHING ITS A SAD SONG WHY AM I LAUGHING
Luke: *is actually staring at phone screen emotionless*
Calum: #didyoujust
You: yes, yes I did.
Michael: HEY THATS OUR SONG!!
Ashton: no shit, Mikey
Michael: your sarcasm hurts, ash :(
Ashton: too bad. I breathe sarcasm. I am sarcasm. I love sarcasm.
Calum: #kinkshame
Luke: I thought you loved (Y/N) Ashton???
Ashton: fUCKING HELL LUKR
Michael: aha! I am the winner! (Y/N) is mine!
You: actually, I'm my own person
You: but ok
Calum: but (she/he/they) admitted that (she/he/they) has a fetish for me. so technically, I am the winner here.
Luke: I didn't say much the whole time
Luke: can I be the winner?
Michael: no
Luke: :-(
Luke: *is actually unaffected*
You: actually, I am the real winner here.
Ashton: HOW
Ashton: (ohmygosh I almost wrote "hoe" instead of how I apologize for my almost mistake)
You: bECAUSE I WAS ABLE TO BUY TICKETS TO YOUR CONCERT WHILE YOU GUYS WERE FIGHTING SO HA
Michael: wait
Michael: so you mean
Michael: that whole argument was for nothing
You: yep
Ashton: *rips eyebrows off*
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I need your opinion on this
so today it was 18° in my entire school (except the principals offices) and they refused to turn in the heat bc they don't want to pay for it and whoever tried to put on a sweater to keep themselves warm got detention. is that mistreatment, bc I think that's mistreatment *cries*
QOTC: what age will you turn in 2016?
my answer: 16 :) (I may have said this before but the best thing about being born in 2000 is that you can never forget your age)
love you to the moon and back xx
