Texting Michael
Michael: hey
You: no.
Michael: aw babe
You: -_-
You: Michael fucking Clifford
Michael: my middle name is Gordon but ok
You: did you wake up with amnesia or...?
Michael: oh I wish...
You: may I remind you that you dumped me last month because you needed space
You: I cried for three hours, Michael. three hours
Michael: I'm so fucking sorry (Y/N)
You: IT TOOK ME 3 DAYS TO MAKE THAT POTATO SALAD. 3 DAYS!!
Michael: I'm sorry
Michael: wait a minute
Michael: what potato salad
You: #spongebobreference
Michael: r u the person who keeps making text edits of our lyrics onto sponge on pics
You: no but I wish I was
Michael: WAIT DOES THIS MEAN YOU FORGIVE ME
You: lmao
You: ugh
You: fine. ur lucky I don't hold a grudge
Michael: YES
You: but you're in the penalty box. and we're just going to be friends
Michael: oh
Michael: uh
Michael: fuck
Michael: I guess having you in my life as just a friend is better than not having you in my life at all.
You: yep :)
Michael: so
You: I've been really great actually!!
You: how about you?
Michael: err well I'm alive so I guess that's cool I guess
You: :( Michael... you okay?
Michael: yeah, yeah. I promise, no need to worry about me.
You: okay :)
You: now back to this bitch that had a lot of shit to say about me the other day, Michael what's good?
Michael: wH AT DONT PLS IVE BEEN A GOOD BOY
Michael: DONT SLAY MY EXISTENCE
Michael: ALL I DID WAS TALK ABOUT YOU IN AN INTERVIEW THATS IT
You: yeah... u said I'm the most precious [girlfriend/boyfriend] you've ever had.
Michael: and that's a bad thing 'cause...????
You: yOURE FANS STILL THINK WE'RE DATING
Michael: WELL I CANT BREAK THEIR HEARTS
Michael: YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THEY SHIPPED US
You: tell them or I'll subtweet you with lyrics from a plethora of breakup songs
Michael: fine fine
Michael: you just murdered a fandom
You: lol what can u do
Michael: love you
You: what
Michael: what
You: wait what
Michael: what r u talking about
You: you just said...
Michael: I said nothing lol
You: ok....
Michael: ok
You: OMG MICHAEL
Michael: WHAT WHAT IS SOMEONE TRYING TO MURDER YOU
Michael: 'cause someone's trying to murder me...
You: ITS HALLOWEEN SEASON
Michael: yeah I think they call it "fall" or "autumn"
You: *hisses*
You: it's. Halloween. season.
You: ITS HALLOWEEN SEASON
Michael: okay fine it's Halloween season
You: good good
You: *smirks evilly*
Michael: uh oh
You: TIME TO SCARE THE CHILDREN
Michael: omg
You: MUAHAHAHAHA
Michael: (Y/N) NO
You: (Y/N) YES
Michael: (Y/N)
Michael: holy shit I'm so fucking in love with you
You: Michael...
Michael: that's the truth though.
Michael: I'm in love with you and I don't think I'll ever be able to stop. Not being with you makes my life really shit and... I just want nothing more than to have you back in my arms. *Message Not Delivered*
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HEY GUYS CAN YOU GO CHECK MY NEW LUKE STORY IF YA WANT ITS CALLED "Death Valley"
QOTC: what's your current song you like to jam out to?
my answer: In The Night by The Weeknd
love you to the moon and back xx
