Texting Calum
Calum: hey what time is it
Calum: if you say "summertime" imma block you
You: ...
You: adventure time :)
Calum: ...
Calum: brb gonna block you rn
You: bUT YOU DIDNT SAY NOT YO SAY ADVENTURE TIME I DIDNT BREAK THE RULES
You: IM A GOOD NOODLE
You: plus it's my birthday
Calum: fine
Calum: happy birthday my beautiful [princess/prince]!!!
You: thx bae
You: you know what I really want for my birthday?
Calum: I don't know, you know what I want right now?
You: what?
Calum: for you to tell me what fucking time it is
You: damn why you gotta be so rude
You: don't you know I'm human too
You: (it's 6:30 in the morning btw)
Calum: sorry babe, this flight is putting me in a really horrid mood. like there was an hour delay and then a baby cried for another whole hour and plane food sucks
You: you're on a plane?
Calum: oh yeah, 'cause we have a concert tonight in a different country
You: ohhhhhhh
Calum: anyway, I'm sorry for being rude. what do you want for you birthday love?
You: guess xD
Calum: hmmmm....
Calum: me? :D
You: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Calum: now look who's being rude -_-
You: ok ur right it's actually u
Calum: yayyyyyy
Calum: don't worry, I'll be in your arms before you know it ;)
You: but that's so far awayyyyy
Calum: not as faraway as you think..
You: what's that supposed to mean
Calum: erm
Calum: my palms are sweaty
You: knees weak arms are heavy
Calum: u get me babe
Calum: but seriously I'm sweating so much
Calum: I'm so nervous
You: why are you nervous? you never get nervous for any of your shows
Calum: idk maybe bc we're playing in a place we've never played in before
Calum: & I feel really bad for not being with you on your birthday (Y/N)
You: it's cool
Calum: but it's not cool. a boyfriend should be there for his lover's birthday
You: but Calum I'm cool with it bc you're living your dream and doing what you love. And it makes me really happy bc you're happy and that's the greatest gift I could ever have... your happiness.
Calum: holy fuck I'm in fucking love with you
Calum: and I know they say I'm too damn young but I don't fucking care
Calum: I wanna spend the rest of my life with (Y/N) (Y/L/N) and I'll scream it on this plane if I have to. I'll tell the tabloids. I'll tell our fans. I don't care. I want to tell the world that I love you
You: omg my heart
You: I love you too my beautiful beautiful calum
You: I don't know what I would do without you
Calum: FUCK YEAH THIS PLANE JUST LANDED
Calum: FREEDOM SWEET FREEDOM
You: ^me when the dismissal bell went off in school
Calum: I ran out of this plane so damn fast I'm already at baggage claim
You: make sure you wait up for the rest of the band lol XD
Calum: what?
Calum: oh right
Calum: well... they're slow asses
You: calummmmm
You: tell them I said hi
Calum: too late I'm already in a cab
You: CALUM
Calum: they're cool with it lol
You: I just don't know what to do with you
Calum: I know things you can do with me
You: CALUM THOMAS HOOD
Calum: I was gonna say play video games or watch tv
Calum: ur the one with the dirty mind
You: well now my whole face is red
You: thx a lot
Calum: you're welcome
You: I'm just gonna annoy you for the rest of our lives
Calum: I have no problem with that.
Calum: ooh finally out of the cab now
Calum: I'm getting closer
You: closer to what? Third base with me? in your dreams ;)
Calum: wow you really hit me where it hurts (Y/L/N)
You: :)
You: somebody just threw a rock at my window now I have to go yell at them
You: wait...
You: omf
You: what are you doing here? on my birthday? what...
Calum: come down here so I can ask you to marry me.
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hey guys?
Finally the weather in new jersey is being kinda reasonable bc for the past few weeks it felt more like winter than spring and now it feels like summer so
also I don't have school tomorrow so I'm going on a trip down the shore the whole weekend
south jersey is way more fun than north jersey tbh
QOTC: when's your last day of school?
my answer: June 23rd (even tho there's no one really there on the last day bc you don't really have to go)
love you to the moon and back!!
