Group Messaging
You: LUKE
You: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUDDY
You: MY INNOCENT PENGUIN
Luke: THANKS LOVE
Ashton: we're here too ya know
Michael: yeah, don't leave us in the dust
Calum: we're not invisible
You: oh shush cal, you didn't wish Luke a happy birthday on Twitter
Calum: I TOLD HIM HAPPY BIRTHDAY AS SOON AS HE WOKE UP
You: mhm
Calum: I WAS THE FIRST ONE TO TELL HIM IN FACT
Luke: it's true (Y/N)
Luke: :-)
You: fine Calum. you're off the hook
You: *narrows eyes* for now
Calum: oh god
Ashton: are you coming to Luke's party (Y/N)?
You: of course I am
You: I'm not heartless, like some people...
Michael: @ me bitch
You: fuck off
You: I was talking about Calum
Calum: hey! I thought I was off the hook!
Luke: (Y/N)! Are you ready for She's Kinda Hot?
Luke: I know you've been anticipating it
Michael: yeah. you even tried to murder to know what the announcement was
You: OF COURSE IM READY
You: BUT WHY WERE YOU GUYS SO LATE WITH THE LIVE STREAM
Calum: technical difficulties
You: you're a technical difficulty
Calum: rude.
Michael: She's Kinda Hot obviously isn't about (Y/N)
You: rude.
Calum: karma's a bitch
Ashton: can y'all stop
Luke: it's bc (Y/N) is COMPLETELY hot
Luke: *beautiful
You: aww Luke
Michael: ugh
Ashton: lukey here is getting a bit flirty
Luke: <3
You: you're so cute omg
Michael: meh
You: aND MICHAEL YOU DYED YOUR FLIPPING HAIR PIECES OF MULTIPLE COLORS
Michael: I am aware
Michael: it was bound to happen sometime
You: it's awesome
Calum: wanna know who's awesome?
Calum: me.
You: no
Ashton: no
Michael: no
Luke: yes
You: Luke
Luke: no
Calum: why don't you love me?
Ashton: I'LL LOVE YOU FOREVER CALUM
Calum: go away
Ashton: :(
You: Cashton is real
You: OMF Michael I just saw that video of Luke you posted on Instagram
You: so fetus
Luke: what video
Luke: I'm gonna check it out
Ashton: yeah where did you even get that video?
Michael: idek
You: it's very very nice
Luke: WHAT THE HELL MICHAEL
Michael: what? you had no problem with me filming it
Luke: I DIDNT SAY YOU COULD POST IT YOU ASS
Michael: oops
You: aww but lukey you look so cute in the video
Luke: thanks Michael
Michael: *suggestive smirk*
You: don't provoke our birthday boy Michael
Ashton: 100% when (Y/N) gets here Luke is gonna cuddle (her/him)
Luke: hell yeah
Calum: well this has been fun and all
Calum: but I must go
You: are you escaping?
Calum: from you.
You: aw
Luke: don't insult my babe
Michael: Luke and (Y/N) sitting in a tree, F-U-C-K-I-N-G
You: OHMYGOD
You: GHUCCNNGOPODLE
You: what is life
Ashton: 5sos is life
Ashton: byeee
Luke: I'm dead
Luke: Michael oh my god
Michael: ;)
Michael: I'll leave you two lovers alone
Luke: I like you (Y/N), do you want to be my date for my birthday party?
You: of course :-) I like you too
You: I'm gonna go get ready
You: happy birthday Luke! Can't wait to celebrate with you!
Luke: :-)
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LUKE IS 19 THIS IS NOT A DRILL THIS IS NOT A DRILL
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR PENGUIN
QOTC: are you ready for She's Kinda Hot?
my answer: YES HOLY SHIT IT COMES OUT AT 8AM WHERE I LIVE
love you xx
