^ this is me
the crazy girl behind these texts
carry on
Texting Luke
You: so like
You: ur band snapchat is life
Luke: yes
Luke: whilst ur snapchat is death
You: fuck you
Luke: no I meant like death as in your selfies kill me bc you're so beautiful :D
You: aw
You: good, otherwise I was going to rip your lip piercing out
Luke: do u know how painful that would be ??
You: exactly
You: ugh it's so cold rn
Luke: I'll be your blanket then :-)
You: ok but that sounded really fucking weird
You: like imagine your tall frame morphing into a blanket
You: and like your body is flat and instead of a blanket feeling I just feel your skin ffxjddhbjcjk
Luke: ... what drugs are you on
Luke: and can I have some
You: it's called "pizza" and the answer is no
Luke: dammit now I'm hungry
Luke: but
Luke: it's three in the morning
Luke: how do u have pizza rn?
You: bc
You: I picked up the phone
You: and called the pizza place
You: and ordered pizza
You: the delivery man showed up
You: and in exchange for that pizza
You: I gave him money
You: and now I am eating pizza
Luke: -_-
You: ur step by step tutorial on how to get pizza by (Y/N) (Y/L/N). follow me on Twitter for more. ur welcome :)
Luke: I'm not thankful
Luke: I MEANT WHY ARE YOU EATINF PIZZA AT THREE IN THE MORNING
You: BC I CAN
Luke: let me guess
Luke: you're divergent
You: AND I CANT BE CONTROLLED
Luke: *sighs*
Luke: would you mind sharing your pizza if I came over to your house please?
You: that depends, what's it gonna cost you
Luke: my friendship?
You: lolz
Luke: my love?
You: lolz
Luke: my kisses?
You: ur getting closer
Luke: just tell mE
You: $1,000,000
Luke: FOR PIZZA??
You: it's a really good pizza
Luke: how about free concert tickets?
You: now ur talking
Luke: I'm coming over! And I swear if you eat all the pizza before I'm there I'm shoving a cactus down your throat.
You: no promises
Luke: ...
Luke: I can't believe you ate all the fucking pizza
You: you didn't get ur slow ass here fast enough
Luke: now I'm sad AND still hungry
You: why are we texting instead of talking bc we're literally right next to each other
Luke: 'cause I'm sad AND hungry AND mad @ u
You: want me to order another pizza
Luke: Y E S
You: k
You: ur being a real pain tonight
Luke: and u aren't?
You: u know what
You: fuck the pizza
Luke: I would but you ate it all.
You: L U K E
You: that's it. I'm changing ur name
Luke: my mum would kill you
You: I meant in my phone
Pizza Fucker: oh
Pizza Fucker: what did you change it to
You: lol
You: why don't you find out for yourself "pizza fucker"
Pizza Fucker: YOU DIDNT
You: I did
Pizza Fucker: but that should be Michael's name
Pizza Fucker: he'd be so damn happy to have the title of pizza fucker
You: fine
You: I changed yours again
Hemmoroid: what is it now?
You: I'm so clever
Hemmoroid: (Y/N)... what is it?
Hemmoroid: tell me or I'll tickle you
You: tickle me and I'll shove your own hands up your ass
Hemmoroid: (Y/N) PLEASE
You: not this time, "hemmoroid"
Hemmoroid: oh my god
Hemmoroid: why "hemmoroid"?
You: 'cause ur a pain
Hemmoroid: change it
Hemmoroid: and change it to something NICE
You: okay
Hemmoroid: you promise?
You: I promise.
Dickhead: thank you, (Y/N). I appreciate it. I love you xx
You: I love you too... dickhead
Dickhead: FUCKING DAMMIT (Y/N)
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that moment when ur umbrella decides to fucking break while it's pouring rain :)))))))
QOTC: i know I probably asked this already but I am in complete brain fart mode bc it's the weekend. But how old are you?
my answer: 15
love you to the moon and back xx
