^ guys I got my braces off yesterday & I'm sorry but I'm so excited cjxhjfxhkicgh
ok carry on
Texting Luke
You: bruh
Luke: what no
You: Attitude Alert!
Luke: here we go again
You: as my boyfriend, you have been declared the official Listener For My Rants™
You: therefore you must come through with your agreements
Luke: when has this "official" thing been decided
You: *clears throat*
You: "Unit 3 Section 4 of the (Y/N)'s Couples Handbook clearly states the prohibition of negligence to listening to your significant other's thoughts and issues and is an unspoken rule declared at the beginning of the relationship."
Luke: wow
Luke: baby
Luke: I love you
Luke: and this is why I love you
Luke: bc you're quite crazy
Luke: and you know I'll always listen to you
Luke: I may joke around a few times but you know I'm always there
You: aw :) thx baby <3
Luke: why'd you text me a less than three 3 sign
You: ...
You: Luke Robert Hemmings
You: that...
You: is...
You: a...
You: heart...
You: "Stated in Unit 2 Section 3 of (Y/N)'s Couples Handbook, 'All heart signs (<3) will be used frequently throughout the relationship via text/email/social media sites. Said heart sign is required to be sent back towards first heart sender, as a display of endearment."
Luke: ohhhhhhh
Luke: <3
Luke: is there anything else I should know about?
You: as my boyfriend, you are also recognized as the Designated Bug Killer™
Luke: wAIT WHAT
Luke: WTF
Luke: I NEVER AGREED TO *THAT*
You: well if I don't kill the bug and/or spider who will
Luke: CERTAINLY NOT ME
You: would you rather have it disappear and then in the middle of the night while we're sleeping, it'll crawl on top of us without either of our unconscious selves aware and take hostage on our bodies
Luke: um
Luke: no?
Luke: also in the middle of the night we won't be sleeping ;)
You: I just melted inside
You: okay but what if the bug crawls onto us while we're, you know...
Luke: okay can we just get back to the topic that we were on before
Luke: actually, we never even made it to that topic
You: I'm starting school soon
You: *cues screams of death*
You: and I don't want to
You: 'cause I'll miss you
You: and I'll miss my sanity
Luke: ...
You: ok ok what's left of my sanity
You: pls don't make me go to school :(
Luke: but baby you should go
Luke: you should learn about the thing you love and then in the future expand your mind toward the thing you love so you can live a happy life and have happy kids and have a happy husband and have happy food
You: food does sound pretty good when it's happy
You: but what if the thing I love is you?
Luke: I think everybody in the world would be thrilled if they started teaching "Luke Hemmings" in classes ;)
You: HAHAHAHAHA
You: I LAUGHED SO HARD MY LUNGS HURT
Luke: -_- ok ok fine
Luke: I love you too (Y/N)
Luke: and I know you'll do fine in school
Luke: bc you're intelligent and I believe in you
Luke: and you know what else I believe in?
You: don't do it
Luke: I BELIEVE I CAN FLYYYY
You: he did it
Luke: I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKYYYYY
You: *clears throat once again this fine evening*
You: I GOT SHOT BY THE F.B.I.
Luke: -_-
Luke: you ruined it
You: now I'm contemplating whether or not I should take you on vacation with me
Luke: wait what
Luke: we're gOING ON VACATION OMG OMG
You: yes. We are
You: bc if I have to spend one last moment with anyone in the world before I retreat to the HellHole™
You: I want it to be you. And always you.
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last week I went to florida for vacation & now in two weeks I start school
I haven't seen my schedule yet
and I'm scared
bc I'm literally the shyest person in the world tbh
help
QOTC: (you may have started school already idk) When do/did you start school?
my answer: September 6th
I get really appalled when I see that some schools start in August. Like I know y'all probably ended school in May for that to happen, but August. Like it's still summer. A full summer month. Why
idk don't listen to me
Love you to the moon and back xx
