Group Messaging
You: guys
You: I have to tell you a secret
Calum: why the fuck do you always do this in the wee hours of the morning? I want to sleep.
You: and by sleep do you mean play with RJ
Luke: BURN
Ashton: not really a burn luke, as Calum doesn't appear to be offended
Michael: he's probably already cuddled up to him right now
Calum: ... did you guys install cameras into my bunk or
Luke: ... no ...
Luke: so (Y/N), back to that secret you were going to tell us...
You: I forgot
You: shit
Calum: can I go back to sleep now?
You: WAIT I REMEMBER
Calum: dammit
You: it's a deep dark secret ok
Ashton: ok
You: you can't repeat it ever, nobody else knows
Michael: just get on with it
You: you guys ready?
Luke: yes
You: okay
You: my deepest
You: darkest
You: strangest
You: secret is...
You: JOHN CENA
Calum: ...
Ashton: ...
Luke: ...
Michael: ...
Michael: OKAY I CANT TELL YOU HOW HARD IM LAUGHING RIGHT NOW
Ashton: we know Michael, we can hear you from our bunks
Luke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I don't get it
Calum: so you mean to tell me that I am awake at one in the morning for THAT ?
You: yes
Calum: this is so typical of you (Y/N)
You: you secretly loved Calum
Luke: speaking of "secretly loving" , hi Michael
Michael: fuck off
Luke: :-(
Calum: I know someone who secretly loves (Y/N)
You: RJ?
Calum: stay away from my RJ
Calum: his name starts with an A
You: oh my god, Ashton...
Ashton: dammit Calum why did you have to (her/him) here on text
You: ASHTON KUTCHER RIGHT
You: wait what
Luke: well shit just got awkward
Michael: lmao Ashton you were going to be off the hook too
Michael: I laugh at your failure
Ashton: shit
You: hold tf up
You: are you guys pranking me bc it isn't as funny as my john cena bit
Ashton: yeah... it's a prank... hehe
