Texting Ashton
You: HOLY SHIT
Ashton: oh boy
Ashton: I wonder what this could be about
You: tHE MUSIC VIDEO
Ashton: I knew it
You: FOR SHE'S KINDA HOT
Ashton: spit it out (Y/N)
You: IS PERFECT
You: AMAZING
You: REBELLIOUS
You: BEAUTIFUL
Ashton: I'm going to use those exact words
Ashton: "how was it like filming the video?" "PERFECT AMAZING REBELLIOUS BEAUTIFUL"
You: you looked amazing in it
Ashton: *flips hair back* *is grateful my hair is long enough to do that* why thank you
You: when your solo came on i died
Ashton: my beauty blew you away? ;)
You: actually
You: it was Calum's beautiful that blew me away
Ashton: :(
Ashton: am I second place?
You: no. Michael is
Ashton: 3rd?
You: Luke is third
Ashton: well, fuck
Ashton: you're such an amazing friend
You: IM KIDDING YOU ALL WERE PERFECT
Ashton: *is happy again*
Ashton: :)
You: now
You: let's get down to business
Ashton: this won't go well
You: will the skh ep be out everywhere or just the u.k.
You: don't get me wrong people from the u.k. are very lovely people
You: but I will literally rip out my hair if I can't get my hands on that ep
Ashton: that's a sight I want to see
You: ANSWER ME WOMAN
Ashton: you just have to wait and see, geez
You: ashtonnnnn
You: you're such a tease
Ashton: ;)
You: if you take that sexually I will cut all your hair while you sleep and glue it to your ass
Ashton: damn
You: OH OH OH
Ashton: what now
Ashton: another threat?
You: no
You: my crush talked to me today aghbhftvhbj
Ashton: oh.
You: hE'S SO CUTE OMF
Ashton: (Y/N) yeah I have to go
You: why? don't you want to know what he said to me?
Ashton: honestly no.
You: :(
You: why are you suddenly being rude?
Ashton: well you're rude all the time so why can't I
You: but you're Ashton Irwin
You: my best friend
You: you don't have a rude bone in your body
Ashton: yeah well as your "best friend" I do
You: what's that supposed to mean?
Ashton: whatever. it's nothing.
You: Ashton, what is it?
Ashton: I can't tell you.
You: but we tell each other everything...
Ashton: well I can't tell you this, it'll ruin our friendship
You: *gasps* omg Ashton are you a llama
Ashton: this isn't a time for jokes (Y/N)
You: well you seem upset and you don't want to tell me what's wrong
You: are you okay?
Ashton: NO I AM NOT OKAY
Ashton: I AM IN LOVE WITH MY BEST FRIEND AND EVERYTHING IS NOT OKAY
You: oh my god.
You: you're in love with Luke?
Ashton: GODDAMMIT (Y/N) NO
You: Michael? Calum?
Ashton: NO.
Ashton: I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU OKAY (Y/N)
You: WHAT
Ashton: I'VE BEEN IN LOVE WITH YOU SINCE THE DAY WE MEANT AND I CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT BECAUSE YOU DON'T SEE ME THAT WAY
You: Ashton...
Ashton: I'M ALWAYS GOING TO BE YOUR BEST FRIEND WHO HAPPENS TO BE HOPELESSLY IN LOVE WITH YOU
You: oh my god
Ashton: AND IT FUCKING HURTS WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT LIKING ANOTHER BOY, IT BREAKS MY FUCKING HEART
You: am I breaking your heart Ash?
Ashton: YES. YOU KEEP BREAKING MY HEART BUT I JUST CANT STOP FROM BEING IN LOVE WITH YOU. YOU MAKE ME INSANE (Y/N) AND YOU DONT EVEN KNOW IT
Ashton: woo. glad I got that out
You: you done now? is it my turn to rant?
Ashton: I don't know. I'm kind of scared of what you have to say. I didn't mean to tell you this over text but it just kinda happened
You: okay.
You: you know the boy I like - that I mentioned before you gave me your love?
Ashton: i don't know if i like where this is going...
You: the boy is you, Ashton
You: my crush has been you all along
You: when I said "my crush talked to me today" I was referring to our earlier texts
Ashton: oh my god.
Ashton: what what what what what what wHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT
Ashton: REALLY
You: yes Ashton
You: because I'm hopelessly in love with you, too.
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THE SKH VIDEO WAS REALLY PERFECT I WATCHED IT LIKE 300 TIMES FBBJBCDBOIV IT REALLY GOES WELL WITH THE SONG
I'm going on vacation soooon so I might not be able to update (which is next week)
QOTC: which has been your favorite texting preference so far?
well i did write them so i like them all haha
love you to the moon and back xx
