Texting Ashton
Ashton: I have big news to tell you
You: I ALREADY KNOW
You: YOU GUYS HAVE A TOUR DOG NOW
You: CALUM ALREADY TOLD ME TEN MILLION TIMES
Ashton: ... no ...
Ashton: that wasn't the news I had in mind...
You: oh
You: I'm sorry
You: I had a long day
Ashton: a long day hearing about the tour dog from Calum?
You: yes
You: so what's the big news?
You: wait wait don't tell me, I got this
You: you boys are going to let me listen to Sounds Good Feels Good in advance? :D
Ashton: nice try xD
You: dammit
You: and wipe that smirk off your face
Ashton: how do you know my facial expression I'm across the world from you are you some sort of witch what is this sorcery
You: I know you. whenever I fail you always smirk.
Ashton: true.
Ashton: so are you going to guess again or are you just giving up?
You: i most certainly will not give up thank you very much
You: hmm... You have a new nickname for you?
Ashton: what?
You: are the boys calling Ash the Ass or something like that?
Ashton: no, and that's rude
Ashton: kind of clever, but rude
Ashton: you have one more guess.
You: you boys are taking a small break from your tour and coming home?
You: omg
You: I have to prepare for your cuddling
You: and hide my secret stash of Nutella
Ashton: what secret stash of Nutella
You: fuck, I've been compromised
Ashton: well, we're not exactly coming home just yet...
Ashton: but you do still have to prepare for my cuddling...
You: what?
Ashton: you're coming on tour with us, (Y/N)
You: ...
Ashton: (Y/N)?
You: ...
Ashton: (Y/N)?
You: ...
Ashton: are you alive?
Ashton: shit, I think I killed you
Ashton: I don't want to be a murderer
Ashton: I'm not cut out for prison
Ashton: PLS DONT BE DEAD (Y/N)
You: *breathing problems*
You: WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT
You: DTCJCSTPGEYIKPVTY
You: OHMYGOD IM IN TEARS
Ashton: happy tears, hopefully
You: Y E S
You: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
Ashton: I love you too.
Ashton: be sure to pack you're Nutella ;)
You: don't. touch. my. babies.
Ashton: I can promise that, but not for Michael
You: I can't believe I'm going on tour with you fucwrvlovgy I get to see my best friends again
Ashton: you fly out tomorrow. don't be a procrastinator and start packing babe
You: since when have I been a procrastinator?
Ashton: I'll be here forever writing a list, but okay.
Ashton: •that time when you were too lazy to let me back in the house and it was pouring rain and I was soaking wet
You: well that was just unfortunate for you bc you didn't scream loud enough for me to hear
You: but hey, I apologized for that
You: but that was one of the funniest days of my life
You: and if we're going to start a list about my procrastination I'm going to start list about how many times you said "don't swear" and then swore right after
You: *snaps fingers in a Z formation*
Ashton: you know what, who needs lists anyway
Ashton: we're finally going to be together, and that's the most important thing
You: I'll bring you Vegemite
Ashton: F U C K Y E A H
You: oh my god Ashton, I'm so excited
Ashton: when you walk through the gates of the airport, I'm going to find you immediately bc you're the most beautiful person I know
You: *heart eyes emoji @ you*
Ashton: and then I will run towards you, pick you and spin you around, plant a big kiss on your forehead
Ashton: and never let you go.
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aww
hey guys, if you know my horoscope book - I couldn't upload anymore parts to that, so I made a sequel book that continues the horoscopes. it's already out just to let you know :)
QOTC: what's your favorite song atm?
my answer: Drive by Halsey
love you to the moon and back xx
