Group Messaging
You: HELLO NAUGHTY CHILDREN ITS MURDER TIME
Calum: STAHP
Ashton: (Y/N) you are out of control and tearing this family apart
Luke: I cry at night bc of you
Michael: I cry at night bc lack of pizza
You: same same
You: but
You: tomorrow
You: begins
You: my
You: favorite
You: fucking
You: month
You: eVER
Ashton: oh no not again
You: halloween
You: h a l l o w e e n
You: hALLOWEEN
Calum: this happens every fucking year
You: HALLOWEEN
You: H-A-L-L-O-W-E-E-N
Michael: get into the Halloween spirit by shoving a pumpkin up your ass
You: yES
Luke: NO
You: what are y'all going as
Luke: the powerpuff girls
Ashton: hell no
Michael: satan
Calum: rj the tour dog
You: lukey that's cute
You: Ash I don't think a "hell no" costume exists unless you wear a plain white t-shirt and write "hell no" in large bold letters
You: mikey YAAAAAAAAAAS
You: cal that's cute and creepy at the same time
Luke: what are you gonna be (Y/N) ?
You: it's a secret
Ashton: A.K.A you're going to scare the shit out of us
You: now why would I, a sweet and innocent person, do that? :)
Calum: remember that one year you dressed as the grudge... that was a scary Halloween...
You: every Halloween should be scary
Luke: then you should go as Michael this year
Michael: ...
Michael: fuck off Luke
Ashton: maybe you should be a crayon
You: now how the fuck is a crayon scary?
Ashton: I don't know... 'Cause it's sharp idk
You: oh yes I'll think about it *immediately throws idea out of my brain*
Luke: you should be a kitten
You: been there done that
Calum: you should be cal-pal
You: nah
Calum: *cries*
Luke: WAIT WAIT CALUM WE SHOULD BE MARIO AND LUIGI
Calum: Luke... We already did that dumbass
