Group Messaging
You: I love you
You: you love me
Michael: shut the fuck up or I'll become bloody mary
Ashton: Michael's a grumpy asshole so don't mind him
Luke: and we're a happy family
Calum: (not)
You: michael why do u want to ruin my dreams
Michael: 'cause it's fun
Michael: and I also hate anything that has to do with barney
You: why?
Michael: the past is the past.
Calum: when he was five years old he went to one of his friends' birthday party and there was a guy in a barney costume and mikey was too scared to hug him so barney chased him around the entire backyard until michael tripped and fell on the ground and then barney tripped on his body and fell into the table where the cake was and the cake fell on Michael's still lying body and it was all a disaster
You: ...
You: how... did you know this?
Calum: BC MALUM!!!! YEAH MALUM!!!! OH MALUM FOR THE WIN HELL YEAH MALUM!!!!!!!!!!!
Calum: oh and i was one of the guests at the party. it was so funny that i laughed for hours and my mum didn't know how to get me to stop so she took me to the emergency room
Ashton: that was wild for start to finish
Michael: fuck y'all
Luke: I want this entire conversation printed on a t-shirt so I could wear it for a straight week
Michael: stop bringing back haunted memories @ calum
Calum: u wanna fight? let's fight
You: oh this is gonna be lit
Calum: that time you threw a water bottle and it hit a car
Ashton: let's be the commentary
Ashton: 1-0 #burn
Michael: that time you dropped RJ
Luke: 1-1 #burn
Calum: that time you pissed on Ashton's new shoes rather than the toilet
Ashton: 2-1 #burn
Ashton: WAIT WHAT
Michael: well who told you to put your shoes next to the toilet
Ashton: YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE I WORE THOSE SHOES THE NEXT DAY
Ashton: DID YOU EVEN CLEAN THEM
Michael: yeah.. sure
You: wait you don't even know what pair of shoes he was talking about
Calum: it was the brown ones
Ashton: WTF IM WEARING THEM RIGHT NOW
Luke: then take them off
Michael: let's get back to the Malum fight
Michael: that moment when you drank from Luke's cup instead your own
Luke: ewww that means we indirect kissed I'm not into Calum that way
You: 'cause your muke af right
Luke: yeah and Michael is too
Michael: I am not muke af
