^ meeeee ^_^
Texting Ashton
Ashton: welp
Ashton: I dunno what time it is where you are but right here it's midnight
Ashton: which means it's officially your birthday
Ashton: which means you're officially old
Ashton: ur old as dirt
Ashton: how does it feel to be old as dirt
You: you know I wish I was dirt bc at least then I wouldn't be annoyed by you
Ashton: WOW
Ashton: birthday [queen/king] appears to be a bit grumpy and humorless
You: it's literally four in the morning here ash
Ashton: oh damn
You: you spammed my phone so much and iT WOKE ME FROM A PEACEFUL DREAM
Ashton: what was your dream about?
You: me not being annoyed by you
Ashton: -_-
You: actually it was about you holding me in your arms and not being so far away
Ashton: babeeeeeee
Ashton: you know how badly I want to be there with you. but I can't bc tour
Ashton: did you like my birthday texts at least?
You: yes, but I'd rather have your birthday kisses
You: also I am not old as dirt.
Ashton: but u are old
You: bitch ur older than me
Ashton: true
Ashton: wanna see a pic of ur b-day gift?
You: if it's a picture of dirt then no
Ashton: *1 Attachment*
You: Ashton that's a selfie of you
Ashton: I know :) I'm your gift
You: what a ripoff
Ashton: hEY THATS RUDE
You: I mean I'm supposed to hold the gift in my arms but you're miles away from me
Ashton: you can hold me in your heart
You: what heart
Ashton: the heart inside of you
You: oh. I sold that for an Xbox
You: how about your heart
Ashton: my heart's jet black
You: oh
Ashton: yeah
You: I dunno why it may be lack of sleep or whatever but I'm gonna cry bc I miss you so much
Ashton: it's your party you can cry if you want to
Ashton: sorry I had to.
Ashton: but if you really want me there then say the word. I'll be there.
You: I can't
Ashton: why not?
You: bc you're on tour and I'm not selfish enough to take you away from that
Ashton: we're not even doing any concerts rn. I could come for a few days
You: but you have interviews
Ashton: I know
Ashton: ugh
Ashton: I just want to be with you
Ashton: like, for the rest of my life.
Ashton: I wanna wake up to your lovely face every morning, I wanna cook you a nice meal for you to wake up to, I wanna do cute activities during the day - even if they're boring errands bc you make everything fun - and tell puns and jokes and hear your adorable laugh, I wanna do taxes with you and have you yell at me for buying stupid shit, I wanna cook dinner together and when we're lazy order takeout and watch Netflix, I wanna eat ice cream and put some on your nose so I could annoy the heck out of you, I wanna take you around the world on cool vacations, I wanna just be in love with you for the rest of my life.
Ashton: I just wanna settle down with you.
You: OHMYGOODNESS ASHTON
You: YOURE MAKING MY HEART HURT
You: YOURE MAKING ME YEARN FOR YOU EVEN MORE
You: DAMMIT IM IN LOVE WITH YOU AND I WANNA SETTLE DOWN WITH YOU AND DO ALL THE THINGS YOU SAID
You: THE TEARS ARE REAL NOW
Ashton: <3
You: ahhhhhhh
You: I thought this birthday was going to be horrible bc you're not here but now it's turning out to be great
You: ooh look the doorbell rang
Ashton: hurry up & answer it
You: but it's 4AM omg it could be a murderer
You: I don't wanna be that idiot in a serial killer movie who dies first bc they opened the door in the early hours of the morning to a murderer
You: but I'll take my chances
You: what do I have to lose?
Ashton: your life
You: thx -_-
You: here I goooo
You: holy shit
You: there you are....
Ashton: happy birthday (Y/N), will you marry me?
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I haven't been on wattpad in so long I'm so sorry school is just murdering my soul
anyway
So I love Disney World (idk who judges me) and I'm going there this summer. I'm so stoked. In Epcot they have this soda taste challenge with sodas from around the world called the Beverly Challenge and I think I'm gonna do it. If I do it, should I film my reaction and show it to you guys? I think it'd be funny af
(If you have literally no idea what I'm talking about, go look it up on YouTube if you wanna)
it's May can June pls come alreadyyyyy
QOTC: what grade will you be going into in September? (or whatever month your school starts in)
my answer: 11th grade, junior year (oh great, more stress)
second question: how long does your school give you to go from class to class? like from the first bell to the late bell
my answer: when I was in middle like a forever ago it was three minutes, but now in high school we have four to five minutes
((I was just curious soz))
love you to the moon and back xx
(((ALSO: IF YOU GUYS KNOW WHO GERARD WAY IS I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING PRETTY EPIC
I GO TO THE SAME HIGH SCHOOL GERARD WAY WENT TO & APPARENTLY HE LIVED IN THE TOWN IM LIVING IN
YOU MIGHT NOT CARE BUT I WAS FREAKING OUT LIKE HOLY SHIT I LITERALLY LOOKED AT ON WIKIPEDIA AND SCREAMED
sorryyyy)))
