Texting Ashton
Ashton: babe
Ashton: we need to talk
You: omg I knew it
You: I can't believe you found out
Ashton: um... what?
You: you know... the bodies in my backyard...
Ashton: I literally have no idea what you're talking about
You: oh... ok then... carry on
Ashton: CARRY ON LET YOUR PATH UNFOLD 'CAUSE WHO CARES WE'RE ALL GOING HOME AND IT WONT BE LONG WONT BE LONG YOU KNOW ITS GONNA GET BETTER
Ashton: wait
Ashton: WHAT BODIES?!?!
You: the bodies of my haters ;)
Ashton: oh my god
You: ;) ;) ;)
Ashton: my [girlfriend/boyfriend] is a murderer
You: u still love me tho right
Ashton: I'm conflicted
Ashton: how am I gonna have a relationship with someone in prison
You: I ain't in prison yet boi
You: *narrows eyes*
You: unless you plan to squeal on me
Ashton: oh dear
Ashton: I'm starting to question my life choices
You: such as "why the fuck did I ask out (Y/N) in the first place I should've just walked away from the [girl/boy] who broke into my apartment"
You: yea I don't blame you
Ashton: Lol
Ashton: if there's anything I regret, it's definitely not you.
Ashton: and this is what I want to talk about
Ashton: I want... I want to tell the world about you.
You: well damn Ash, now you're acting like I really am a murderer
You: or a vampire
Ashton: (Y/N), you know I adore your dark humor but please be serious right now
You: okay okay, I'm sorry
Ashton: I want to tell the fans that you're the love of my life
You: okay, well if you think that's a good idea then do it. You know I always support you on every decision you make. If want to tell them about me I'm okay with it, I love you xx
Ashton: thank you baby. I'm just scared that they won't accept you...
You: Ashton, they're FANS. if they didn't accept me then they're not fans at all
You: because fans = family and the 5sos fam is sure as hell family
Ashton: you're 100% right
Ashton: thank you baby <3
You: no problem :)
Ashton: I want to see you. I want to kiss you too.
You: Ash, you know we're miles apart
You: unless you have teleportation powers
You: then fuck yeah, come over and kiss the hell out of me
Ashton: unfortunately, I do not have teleportation powers :(
You: *gasps*
You: so you mean to tell me.. you're... you're...
You: MORTAL?!
Ashton: ...yeah
Ashton: hey
Ashton: remember when we had our first date when I told you if I could have any superpower it would be the power of invisibility?
Ashton: and then you told me I was fucking stupid?
You: of course I do :)
Ashton: well, now I change it to the ability to teleport.
You: you can't change your superpower dream. that goes against the rules
Ashton: what rules
You: *whispers* the rules of humanity
Ashton: well I don't care. I'm changing it
Ashton: but, not just teleport to any place.
Ashton: to you. I'd teleport to you.
You: aww Ash...
You: maybe I'd give up my superpower to shoot lasers from my eyes so I can teleport to you, too
Ashton: "maybe"
You: :D
You: hey hey, it's 2AM and someone is knocking on my door
You: they found me
Ashton: who found you
You: the police
Ashton: lol, just open the door
You: okay, but if it's some sort of killer don't be surprised when I ask for an autograph and a selfie
Ashton: wow
You: oh
You: it's you
Ashton: "oh, it's you" well you don't seem happy to see me :(
You: Ashton Fletcher Irwin. My heart is beating a mile a minute. Tears are threatening to fall from my eyes. I have the biggest urge to jump on you and kiss you for eternity, which I will do after I send this message. I want to tell you "I love you" over and over again. I want to hold you and never let you go. I am happy to see you. Incredibly happy.
Ashton: then do it.
You: so what?
Ashton: kiss the hell out of me.
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sorry I haven't updated in a while!
soo a couple of weeks ago I finally came to the conclusion that I am indeed bisexual. I'm happy because it took a while to figure out and I'm telling you this because I love you guys and I feel the most acceptance on here. :)
QOTC: what's your favorite 5sos music video?
my answer: JET BLACK HEART OMG
love you to the moon and back xx
